tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2253763009770027588.post3415927255643251369..comments2008-10-08T21:29:06.241-04:00ODARAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17312132229325114194odara@gimmethegoodies.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2253763009770027588.post-46454116443994873222008-10-08T21:29:06.241-04:002008-10-08T21:29:06.241-04:00LMAO @ "Plies"! Girl, I'm a gold-tooth magnet, so I feel you on this one.U My Sista, Girl!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14113099876857237691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2253763009770027588.post-34014224273108783982008-10-08T18:17:17.632-04:002008-10-08T18:17:17.632-04:00OK, Playa. U just made me choke on my Kool-Aid!!!<BR/><BR/>DAAAAAAYYYUMM, that was a good post!!!CCGroovy!!!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13011309979096388353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2253763009770027588.post-33746727713774493402008-10-06T17:46:22.558-04:002008-10-06T17:46:22.558-04:00Oh Wow Odara.. that entire post had me snorting soda out my nose.. warn a sista next time dayum! LOL!! <BR/><BR/>The worst pick up line ever thrown my way had to be in the club (when I USED to go - SEOD @ bshep &amp; N0days)<BR/><BR/>Him: &quot;Excuse me but do you have sex with strangers?&quot;<BR/><BR/>Me: &quot;No&quot;<BR/><BR/>Him: &quot;Well allow me to introduce myself&quot;<BR/><BR/>Me: &quot;WTH? Dude how bout you go brush them nasty toofes and dangling participles before you approach me again looking like Martin&#39;s charactor Jerome.. I.THINK.NOT!&quot;Raider_wifeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03240444751460238295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2253763009770027588.post-65227294395479504102008-10-06T17:03:48.533-04:002008-10-06T17:03:48.533-04:00Lovely pictorial my friend. Just yesterday at my part time job the dirtiest Plies meets Trick Daddy ninja asked for an application, <BR/><BR/>I replied,"We don't do applications you have to go online,"<BR/><BR/>He says, "Oh I ain't got no 'puter"<BR/><BR/>I reply,"You can get online at the public library"<BR/><BR/>He says, "Oh alright shawty, hey hey do y'all do drug tests, oh and can I get your number?"<BR/><BR/>Me: ****DEAD*****<BR/><BR/><BR/>That is in the top 3 of the worst...NaturallyAlisehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16587741755923221587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2253763009770027588.post-49839801452959294522008-10-06T14:06:36.156-04:002008-10-06T14:06:36.156-04:00lmao, keep it real tho, you was scared, lmaobshepjrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10893342393401439042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2253763009770027588.post-65388926658702842082008-10-06T12:27:03.893-04:002008-10-06T12:27:03.893-04:00LMAO, u could have reached out of bag of groceries ur box of Eggo waffles and smakced with that on "accident"..or the mase would have worked to..<BR/><BR/>I think the worst lines I have gotten were the "God sent you from heaven lines, to make me a betta man"..I know life is perfect now that I have meet you. Nicca please..like the chick on SNL said You are so many kinds of wrong right now...Suga HiLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18287946049572743639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2253763009770027588.post-75601147405721637192008-10-06T12:25:33.979-04:002008-10-06T12:25:33.979-04:00GIRL STOP!!!!! you know damn well you took the ipod and listened to iss independent all the way home.so where are you and gangsta grizills going on your date?n0days0ffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10527316244609012125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2253763009770027588.post-27991682557196042782008-10-06T11:51:23.098-04:002008-10-06T11:51:23.098-04:00I agree with both of y'all, the "aint' nothin wrong with having friends" line blows my life!<BR/><BR/>My worst and MOST DISGUSTING line was when I was at a club not too long ago. This guy had been eye effin' me all night and eventually built up the nerve to come and try to holla after spending all his money at the bar taking shot of bravery and courage. Anyway, he asked to buy me a drink and I was like I'm good. He's like, " too bad they don't serve milk. Because I'd lay you across the bar and poor it all over your body and by the time it gets DOWN THERE it'll be a milkshake." <BR/><BR/>Needless to say I wanted to smack his ass.A. Redhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04954736181888307776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2253763009770027588.post-57174156694396880832008-10-06T11:38:32.947-04:002008-10-06T11:38:32.947-04:00LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Oh, my side is hurtin' right now! LMAO!!!! I cannot STAND when they pull that "ain't nothin' wrong with havin' friends".<BR/><BR/>Before I really got married, I used to use that alibi ALL the time! LOL!!!<BR/><BR/>This post was hilarious. I can't remember my worst line but my most recent was like 2 months ago, I'm comin' outta Sally Beauty supply and I got stopped by 2 hispanic Ese's slangin' dvd's and cd's of supposedly one of their "brethren", that whole, we're makin' music instead of bangin' routine - even though they were tatted up like "American Me's". I took one of their cd's, 'cause i'm not tryin' to get shot up in the parkin' lot but after i'm on my way to my car, one of 'em is like "aw, you a cutie, where's yo' man?". I'm like "at home". He looks at my left hand and sees my ring and says "aw damn, you married, dude is lucky". I said "thanks" and tried to keep it movin' then he says "ay, do you have Mexican in you?" I said "nah" and he gon' ask me "do you want some in you?"<BR/><BR/>*dead*Sanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03929469421608486331noreply@blogger.com