Funniest Tweets Awards: MTV Coverage



It was SOOOO much foolishness on my time line last night and it wasn't easy picking the nominees but here are my FAVES! annnnnnnd in no particular order here we gooooooo!!!

Live Tweets Via MTV Awards


@Leci_83

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Kermit the Frog gon be on TMZ tomorrow for dating a transexual.

*Jenny from the Block got on a Dereon original. #fail

*No ma'am Bey. You've been battling with that same lacefront all summer.

*Katy Perry! The girl that made me 5% gay and proud of it!

*'Ye did that etch-a-sketch shit in his hair like 5 yrs ago. Regress much?

*Watch Pink end up whupping Beykira's ass taanniiiite.

*WHERE WAS KANYE WHEN MY MAMA GOT LAID OFF??!!!

*Did she have her period on stage to prove she's a girl?

*Rihanna bitch if you have nerve enough to come out and yodel after that. #killyoself

*If Jay-Z performs DOA I'm muting my tv. I don't like that shit. It needs autotune in it.

*Kanye's cunty behavior is such a turn-on to me. Am I gay?

*When and where did you see a titty on Pink on that washboard chest?

*That bitch Lady Gaga cut the handles off an Easter basket and stuck that shit on her face.

*Dear Lil Mama, I know you were born a male, but you are living as a woman. You need to act as such.

*I can not take any more of Lady Gaga's existence after tonight.

*Kanye's cunt >>>> Taylor Swift's cunt




@CristalBubblin

*Lady Gaga just demonstrated WHY u don wear white after labor day

*IDK what the hell Russell just said but he could get it...oooh damn I love his dirty ass!!

*Again, ladies don't let Bey get u fucked up it took her 6 years for Jay to put a ring on it. Put ya hand in dat dudes face if ya want too

*Wait a minute Lady Gaga bleeds onstage & Beyonce does the same shit she did in the video & on tour?! Time for B to sit her ass down





@TheOnlyTFG

*Lil Mama just wanted to FINALLY make the trending topics. It was either this or a sex tape. So really, we should be thanking her

*Is Lil Mama even from New York? That young man needs a talkin to...

*Before he went on stage Hov said 'So you think you can dance?' and Lil Mama instinctively took that as a challenge...

*The country boys go hard for Taylor Swift. Somebody should mention that to Ye...








*I know Mama Tina ain't designed that shit

*The British man nuts are showing

*Amber Rose's head is tiny

*I know whatever award Kanye actually won tonight he will never get. All his shit will go to Day 26

*The sad part is, Kanye did this shit with MTV before. If u see his ass getting up when everyone else is sitting down u know he up to no good

*I respect Pink. I know people can suck a dick upside down but to sing upside down is a gift. You go girl



*ok..Madonna had to go and make ppl sad and shit...i wanna see some crumpin, pelvic thrustin and moonwalkin, chile boo!

*long ass speech...SHAMONE MADONNA SHIT!

*Kanye just lost his whole Disney Channel audience! lmaooo

*If Kanye wont let George Bush be great...u think he letting Taylor Swift get away wit shit?





LAWD!!!! I'll let y'all decide who won...


The GRAND PRIZE WINNER will receive:


3 Used, Defective urrr ummm Refurbished Lace Fronts (compliments of Beyaki! Owwww!!!!)




and the losers.....




^^^^compliments of Kanye West! Owwwww!!!







13 comments:

Shercole said...

Im going with TheonlyTFG

ODARA said...

I think its between Leci & V.I. Owwwwww!!!!

enigmaticlady380 said...

LMAO! *here lies lex*

Lex Boogie said...

I go with V.I

Leci_83 said...

Odara, I am suing you. LMAO!!! Can I vote for myself? If so, I do. *kanye shrug*

jorildior said...

i vote for @leci_83

Mr_bootyluver said...

i ain't voting for leci_83 as the b*tch blocked me lol but she look fine shakin her booty in that pic but wtf has she got in that bag kermit the frog and lady gaga!

Line for line it 's gotta be @CristalBubblin who gets my vote lmao

VI Chick said...

I'm voting for myself. *in my best Yeezy Henny voice*V.I has the best tweets of the year. Fuck Taylor Swift!

ODARA said...

@Mr_bootyluver watch your gotdamn mouth! THANKS!

Leci_83 said...

Mrbootyluver go fuck yourself with a Lil Mama dick.

TheOnlyTFG said...

I'm hoping I lose. I like the looks of that trophy. - THEflyGIRL

Bahama said...

I vote for myself!lmaoooooooo

nah but I like Nola's tweets.

MR. CHAP said...

lmao

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