Wheeeeeew Chile....

Ok, so this is my very FIRST season of Real Housewives of Atlanta....yeah yeah I know I'm late.net and EVERYONE told me I needed to watch the show last season....but hell I just never got around to it...and lemme just say this.....I DEFINITELY slept on this show!!! LOL!! So I'm just gonna give y'all the spill on everything that concerns me about these broads.

NeNe

Hot Ghettoriffic Mess!! and Sooooooo Fucking stereotypical....seriously can she get ANY more hood??? Who is that old ass man she keeps calling her husband? Why he look like somebody I would call my granddaddy? I HATE her weave/wig/helmet hair....Y'all ballin' but can't cop a decent lace front? Why she so damn naive and wishy washy??? One minute she's tryna repair a "friendship" and the next she's tryna surprise a bitch with an "intervention"...

Sheree

Why this bitch is in denial that she's BROKE??? Why I'm broke too and I figure ain't no use in denying THAT?? Why I don't believe a word that comes outta her mouth??? How you NOT gonna know your man wasn't paying the mortgage??? Who the hell would shop @ a store called "She By Sheree"??? when she knows good and damn well its gonna be in the same complex with Fashion Bug & Rainbow....and the fact that "she" & NeNe are new best friends KILLS me...The whole argument between her & the party planner MADE MY DAY! But I got mixed feelings as far as who was right and who was wrong....One of the BIGGEST things that I noticed during that whole exchange was that Sheree NEVER once told his ass looka here I'm PAYING YOU....and I can find SOMEBODY ELSE.....now clearly if I was PAYING someone those would've been the FIRST words outta my mouth. But she NEVER said such a thing...unless it didn't make the edits....

Then the light bulb finally came on....and look what I stumbled across....

^^^^Please watch that in its entirety. LMAO! They were doing her party for FREE! FOOOOOR FREEEEEEE....Now Sheree was saying (via twitter) that dudes company offered to throw it for free in order to establish some good business for his company...Now that could be true...could be not...But bottom line is the bitch came off as UNGRATEFUL! and Sheree had me crackin' up when she said the "hood" in her wanted to call her homies from Cleveland (or wherever) to come & whoop his ass.....ummm no offense but I mean can you even AFFORD to fly them down here? I'm just sayin..........

and before I get to the other hoes....lets clarify a few things on this one....

Mr. Flamboyance

Now he "claims" he's not ghey.... *side eye* and that he's married with 2 kids....mmm hmm whatever you say....I just have one question....What in the FLAMBOYANT FUCKITY HELL was THAT??? How ghey does a nigg@ have to be before he REALIZES he's ghey??? I have NEVER in my life seen a none ghey man say "boo", "your mama" and use such endearing terms like "I eat bitches like you everyday"......CASE CLOSED! nothing wrong with it....if that's YOU....I'm just sayin' EMBRACE it...stop lying.

Kandi

I think I hate her the most so far.....She's had a very successful career in front of the scene & behind it....so why she would choose to come on a show like this & share TMI with us, baffles me....Why in the HELL does Kandi talk like that???? Did she have a stroke? (lord forgive me) but the shits annoying lol....There were times when I thought she was crying LMAO...I was like hunh? LOL!! WHO THE HELL IS A.J. ????? that nigg@ is an embarrassment! Iz she kray-see??? Dude has SIX DAMN KIDS! FOUR baby mamas....sham-WOW! and what the hell does he do exactly? Because I can't recollect her EVER mentioning that shit...lol...Ring bigger than my head and he ain't got no job.... *side eye* What would possess anybody to wanna marry a nigg@ with SIX kids? Why she better listen to her damn mama? And her daughter? Because they the only ones with sense.. LOL! Her daughter tickled me when she said she's not happy about Kandi getting married & that all them kids wouldn't be her step-siblings, they'd be her friends! LMAO! Do they plan on moving ALL them nigg@s in? Lawd if love is blind....i'mma just pray I keep my sight.....again I say.....SIX KIDS? lol

Lisa

I haven't completely figured her out yet but she seems SNEAKY! Seems like a little undercover trouble maker tryna come off as the "nice girl".....yeah right?! Her & her hubbies relationship is so adorable to me and the rose pedal treatment he gave her....total awe moment! LOL! However I think it's pretty odd that they don't include her OTHER children (fathered by Keith Sweat) in the show....Does she have custody of them? How they just gonna act like they don't exist? Talkin' about having another baby like that's their ONLY kid...whatever's clever I guess....

Kim

I'm CONFUSED about her. Who de fuck is Big Papa? Why do Kim's fakes boobs look so balloonish??? Like I said I never watched ANY of last season so I'm in the dark about all the lying and conniving ish everybody's been throwin' out. OK lets say she IS a liar......I know A LOT of liars....and I'm almost sure ALL OF THEM ARE LIARS to some existent. I'm REALLY not feeling how they've ALL jumped on the bandwagon of not liking her. True enough everyone isn't meant to be friends with EVERYBODY! If they have issues then its time to resolve or move the hell on. And when Kim showed up to that party did Lisa REALLY expect her to say hey to them??? GTFOH.....and with all honesty I think NeNe had good intentions of having a sit down with Kim & Sheree HOWEVER....how they gonna try to surprise a bitch with an "intervention" ???? I'dda been mad too...and who's bright idea was it to have this "intervention" in a nice ass restaurant??? They could've got ghetto @ Denny's. More importantly WHO PAID THE BILL??? lmao because they ALL ran outta there!

Lord I can't wait until next week...

alright....what are YOUR thoughts??? If I'm unclear about some of the stuff that went down then be my GUEST and clarify it for me...lol...because once again I DID NOT WATCH LAST SEASON! lol.....