Yeah...Yeah so I know India Arie made that song about "I am not my hair"...yadda yadda blah blah it was fuckin' beautiful....whatever...
But it wouldn't be me if I didn't tell you bitches that this "trend" is becoming a bit much...I know everybody was all in shock & awe when that girl...her name fails me right now...you know the one....um she had that song....she be modeling & stuff??? no not her...you know the girl that's been playing tongue tennis with Diddy's balls.....
yeah HER!
Now when I initially peeped this sh!t I was like Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Gina! She looks fucked up....But noooooo y'all (yeah y'all) were cosigning the shit...all like "Oh.Em.Gee it's so hawt".... "It gives her edge"....."she's so fierce"...
and the whole time I was like....
All I could think was do you NOT see this bitch? Does she have a terminal illness??? Was this an accident...did she lose a bet??? Did Diddy go ape shit on her ass??? WHAT HAPPENED! Then the light bulb came on ever so brightly....
this was a "fashion" statement.....
Oh and here's my FAVORITE line from you people..... "she's TOO pretty she needed something to give her EDGE"....*blank stare* Ummm since fuckin' when was it a such thing as being "too pretty" and to the point when you feel like you need to do something drastically FUGLY to balance out your prettiness.... <----- yeah sounds dumb right?! mmm hmm! Bitch get some highlights! Change your lip gloss....and STFU talk'n to me! LOL!
This.Bullsh!t.Has.To.Stop!!!
Step into my office and have a seat....Lemme break it down just one time *wink* Let's nip this whole "edgy" bullsh!t in the bud....Being "different" is one thing....but doing something drastically unexpected for the SOLE purpose of shading out your defects and calling it "originality" is something totally different! And by "defects" by no means am I referring to looks....I'm talking about your product. What you're selling to your audience...your livelihood....the success factor!
And in most of these chics cases they've fallen victim to what I like to call "the notice me nots syndrome".....
"I can't sing...I can't dance...BUT I'm pretty"......they notice me! (NOT)
"My album went triple tampax pearl...BUT my sister's famous"......they notice me! (NOT)
^^^^ yeah...you get the drift....
Basically they're tryna compensate for what they might've failed at. Like an even exchange of talent for attention.... *sigh* And if you think shaving half your tresses off (eventho 200 chics did it before you) is STILL original then kewl...by all means DO YOU! All I'm saying is do whatever it is that YOU are good at and leave the "edginess"
to bitches like this.....
in the words of Webbie "Now THAT's a Bad Bitch"
7 comments:
sham.fucking.wow tell em why you mad deezy.
you killed me with "playin tongue tennis with Diddy's balls" LMAO for real! fresh post, O. =o)
It would be different if that Cassie chick would have come into the game being "Edgy", but to switch up bc of lackluster reception of your lack of talent is another... i hate that shit...
PERFECT POST!!!
Although, I like Amber Rose, I do wish she would dye her hair more often with tripped out colors.
Hey Mistress D! I agree I love Amber! Yeah I loved her hair when it was turquoise. lol
Awww man this is so true... But u did go in a lil on wats her name, o yea da 1 dat was "playin playin tongue tennis with Diddy's balls" LMAFAO
I just found one of my fav blogs...Girl you gone get me in trouble!
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