I Feel Like.....


......Complaining

and I get sick of people saying "you don't have anything to complain about"..."be thankful for what you got"....No STFU cuz I got issues maaaaaan! I feel like being a bitch today with no just cause...I feel like being a grouch...I feel like growling @ the next person who smiles @ me....aren't we ALL entitled to have our "Get The Fuck Outta My Face" Days??? Welp, I have one of those at least once a week...iono maybe i'm pre-menstrual....Hell if I am I wouldn't know it cuz that bitch ain't regular...I don't even remember my last one...

I hate my damn job maaaaan....."Be glad you have a job" (you can STFU and chew on deeeez please) The highlight of my day is leaving work maaaaaan...."Just find another job" (how bout you just suck horse balls through an 'S' shaped straw!!!!) I hate when ppl say "find another job"....BITCH find me one....cuz the last time I checked they weren't just falling from the sky...



Why I think my coworkers be on a mission to fuck with me? Being a Receptionist is a HARD job...sadly it doesn't have to be that way...funny thing is...it's not the work but it's the people that make it so unnecessarily stressful. Why I'm bout to give y'all some prime examples of the reasons why I stay cussing?

If I didn't know no better...I'd swear there was a sign JUST like this one, flashing in neon lights above my head...IDK why err'body thinks the receptionist area is a shrine for the lost & found. Examples......(true stories)

This broad came to my desk handing me an envelope...Only thing on the envelope was our company's siggy and somebody had handwritten a name on the front....oh and I should point out that this was an EMPTY envelope... "I found this in the bathroom, in case someone comes by looking for it" yep...that's exactly what she said as she stuck out her hand to give it to me...


so you know I'm looking @ her ass like this, right?

Here's my damn issue...first off you handing me something YOU found in the BATHROOM?!!!! (you filthy bitch) What in the Figgity Fuck makes you think I wanna touch it??? What in the Figgity Fuck made YOU touch it??? Why is an EMPTY envelope relevant??? Why common sense NEVER kicked in??? Since I deal with dumb asses on the daily my solution is to get them the eff outta my face STAT....so instead of tryna create logic outta her dumb ass actions I just said "alright" and threw that hoe in the trash...she laughed & gave me a light side eye....Da fuck did she expect?

Another dumb ass day...another dumb ass time....

I get in the office early & notice there's a jacket and a cell phone just chillen on the floor...THE FLOOR!!! right in front of my desk....so I glance @ it and walk around it, sit down and mind my damn business...(hell I figured if it belonged to somebody they'd come back to get it) I for damn sure wasn't gonna touch it...so the other receptionist (the winch I can't stand) comes in and notices it on the floor...so she says "oh somebody's phone on the floor"...walked past the shit (like I did) and sat down...(oh yeah the phone even rung a couple times b4 anybody got here) I know what y'all thinking...why they didn't pick it up??!!! I'll tell you why I didn't! Bottom line people do STRANGE things around here...and I really didn't feel like getting involved...Hell for all I know somebody could've been kidnapped or murdered and that was the damn evidence...LOL! Anyway another coworker finally saw it and decided to get his "inspector gadget" on...and you better believe I let him...So he starts scrolling through the phone looking for a name or something and comes to the "brilliant" conclusion that whoever owns it is "Asian"....I just roll my eyes like well whatever then I say maybe it was someone from the cleanup crew? Then I volunteer to send a email out to everybody letting them know they need to come claim they shit if it's theirs....Bout an hour later I get an email from "the usual suspect" talkin bout it's hers, she's not in the office today and can I just put it on her desk?!!!! (and NO she's NOT Asian lol)*blank stare* who DOES shit like that? How do you forget everything you came to work with and then be all calm & collect about it?? WEIRD!


The phones also make me ill...they STAY ringing...

People STAY calling in asking dumb questions...."Is so & so here today?" (nope) "can you connect me with their assistant" (da hell makes u think they got an assistant and they a damn clerk?) "yes am I calling the unemployment office?" (no you're not) "well do you have their number?" (no but I could google it & check my local phonebook; like you should have) "I was just connected to so & so and they're not answering the phone" (silence) "mam you still there?" (yes, did their voicemail system come on?) "yes but I want to talk to them directly so I pressed 0 to get back to you" (mam my suggestion to you would be to leave a voice message so they know that you called them...they probably just stepped away for a sec) "can I hold for them" (mam, I have no way of telling if they've returned to their desk or not) "oh okay can I leave a message with you?" (I will transfer you back to their voicemail *click*)


and on top of the calls & the constant fewls in my face....

somedays I get a shitload of crap to do thrown @ me....although it's nothing I can't handle it STILL bothers me when I start looking @ my paycheck....

somedays I'm happy...most days I'm thankful...


a lot of days I just wanna stomp off and....


I try not to complain....I promise I do try...

But today ain't one of them days....


4 comments:

  1. classic stuff. you're killing me with the kids with these gruesome faces and the angry puppy.

    if i knew the number there, i'd call and talk shit ALL day.

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  2. lol @zillz..I have to answer the phones here in our office sometimes when the receptionists step away..I get the same annoying people asking do I have the number for this and that..I simply say no I don't but if you dial 411 they will gladly give it to you and keep it moving

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  3. Everybody is allowed a time to vent, I hate that too...find another job! Like it is just that easy, I used to work with horrible people, and I learned away to toon those people out, and just do my job!!!

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  4. Hey Cynthia! Thx for dropping through! I'm gonna check you out...I got you!

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