"For The Love Of Ray J *****Finale******"



I know I'm late as hell & I sincerely APOLOGIZE!!!

Forgive me? Okay good...let's jump right in...I just wanna start off by saying my predictions I did before the show were sooooooooooooo on point!!! LOL...

Alright so we all know during the last episode he made the decision to meet the remaining three girls parents before he made his next elimination. But after Danger's very peculiar breakdown ole' Ray finally came to terms with the fact that she may be just a wee bit....ummmm...Schizo-Bipolar-ish???


So he pulls her aside & breaks down his reasoning as to why he feels like @ this point she needs to go home. Honestly, I think she took the news WAY better than I thought she would've. Then again...during her confessional she reassured us all of her psychopathic tendencies when she said "Ray and I Love each other..whoever he picks, he's gonna STILL be with me" <------ LMFAO! mmmkay?! So he breaks the news to the other girls about giving Danger the boot. And of course they're effing ecstatic!!! And I'm sure Unique was relieved that she'd no longer have to sleep under the same roof as the murderer. LOL!!!


So now it's time to head to each girls hometown & meet their folks!



Up first was Unique...They headed to Cleveland in his "Private Jet" **cough...bullshit...cough**


and during their little plane ride...I hate to say it but I knew Unique sealed her fate when she told him that she wanted him to bring "Willie" to Cleveland instead of "Ray J"...because I guess "Ray J" has too many wild tendencies for her prude ass fam! LOL...It was almost as if she was asking him NOT to be himself....and I'm sure the little fool didn't like that too much...

Now I want to take the time to point this out....

Why does this IDIOT insist on wearing that hot, dumb ass chinchilla/rabbit coat? If being named Ray-J ain't tragic enough...he just KEEPS adding insult to injury with this MESS! LOL...

Moving along...

So he meets
Unique's mom, pops & 2 sisters. And right off the bat they seemed like a pretty cool little family...nowhere near as prudish as I thought they'd be. LOL!


So they're all chit chatting it up over dinner THEN
Unique's mom starts grilling his ass! LOL..

And she was going HARD!!! Had Ray-J all nervous & shit, sweating bullets @ the dinner table. And to be honest...I wasn't even mad @ moms because she was just doing what any REAL parent would do...which was grill his ass about his intentions with HER daughter. And he tripped me out when he told Unique's mom that she reminded him of HIS mother....Maaaaaan puh-lease Unique's mom kept it TRILL...his mom on the other hand was just cold & ratchett for no damn reason ...no comparison.

and while the lil dummy was doing this....

Pops was chillin' in the sidelines cracking the hell up...Daddy was KOOL with it...LOL!!!!


Sooooo after they wrapped things up & said their goodbyes it was time for Ray to fly out to Cocktails hometown Sacramento...


and immediately after meeting her folks...Ray J felt right @ home...I mean what better way to shake off the nerves than to partake in a round of shots with the fam....


Dinner @ Cocktail's house was like one big Fiesta!!! Although everything was pretty spunky nothing really "mind boggling" happened (see Ray J for the definition of that term) LOL! So to sum up all the dullness in a few words...

Boy ate Goat...

Boy hated Goat...


Yeah that was pretty much the highlight for me...LOL!!!

But I gotta say I found it kinda surprising when Ray J said he still kinda felt out of his element with Cocktail's family & felt more @ home with Unique's...

Maybe it was because Cocktail's Mamacita spoke no English or maybe it was because she mentioned she wanted a Bus Load of nietos (grandchildren)! IDK??? Anyway it was time for them to say Adios and head to Vegas for the final elimination!

So he had a final one on one with each girl before he made his decision....

Unique...

During their private dinner I came to the realization that this bitch is GOOFY as hell!!! LOL...IDK what took me so long to realize this but all her womp womping & monster laughs were hella ANNOYING!!! Anyway she finally opened up to him & expressed her feelings. She told him that she always liked him but it wasn't until after he met her fam that she felt a stronger connection & was really starting to fall for him. Ray seemed a little taken aback by her initial statement because he felt like he always liked her without second guessing. But none of that changed where things were headed & he invited her back to his room for a little "desert"...

He bought her (well somebody bought it) a diamond necklace...


And for the rest of the night they did a whole lot of this.... ***gag***




Cocktail...


One thing I knew from the jump was that her date would be far from DULL...So she puts on her little "Freakum Dress" & heads to dinner with "her man"...

So off the bat Ray J starts grilling her ass to see what her expectations & intentions are for him. And of course the bitch starts crying AGAIN! LOL!!! Then Ray J asked her what she thought of Unique & of course this was the most opportune time to rat her ass out AGAIN...that's what she does best...DUH! So she's yapping about how fake she thinks Unique is and the most entertaining part of it all was when she called Ray J's ass a RAPPER!!! LMFAO! Woooooh never a dull moment I swear.

Then the waiter brought out Cocktail's gift....

The ninja's a pimp...gave BOTH of they asses the same damn necklace...LOL

After dinner he takes her back to the hotel for a nightcap...Very Romantic...Roses, Champagne & Lingerie...and oh yeah a stripper pole in the shower.....


And girlie gave him quite a show...



So the next day he arranges for both of the girls to go shopping for the final eliminations. All I gotta say is Unique has TERRIBLE taste! LOL! Every dress she tried on was HIDEOUS!


But...it was finally time for a decision to be made....


Unique...she just wasn't what he was looking for. It was more so of a physical attraction than a real connection...And the thing that really killed her chances was when she told him that she liked him now more so than she did before...which had him wondering what exactly were her thoughts of him "before"...I think Ray J said it best when he said "I'd rather you be with a man who is what you want & not what could be what you want"...and all I could think was DAMN she had to get her shit pressed out for nothing...LOL!!!!


Cocktail...Bottom line he felt like he could be himself 100% around her. She was spunky, had personality, and never once asked him to change who he was...Yeah she was a snitch throughout the entire ride but hell it WORKED!!! So kudos to her....the GOLD DIGGER got her man!!!!!!!!

I give them all of three weeks before they introduce Season 2 of this shit!
LOL!!! And I will NOT be doing a Recap if there is another season of this mess...LOL...this one murdered my soul enough & depleted WAY too many braincells....But it was very entertaining & I appreciate all of you who rode with me on this....

y'all know what to do... SPEAK ON IT.....


4 comments:

  1. bshepjr, who is that in ur profile pic? Solange?

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  2. @ anon, hell no! thats cubana lust

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