"For The Love Of Ray J:Ep. 8"

So this episode started off right after the previous episodes eliminations...and yalls girl Danger is walking around the crib ranting & shit about Unique...

Talkin' about how pissed she is that the chic is still there...blah..blah..womp..womp..and the other 2 chics were looking @ her like.....


LMFAO...they think she's KAH-RAY-ZAY....(which is a very accurate assumption)

Soooooo Danger had a word with Ray J outside....and I'm just gonna be honest...I don't remember WTF she said to him because I couldn't get over the nigg@ standing outside....

looking like this....

Somebody PUH-LEAAAASE explain to me why this dummy STAYS walking around in these dumb ass furs? Dude yall are in L.A. it's GOT to be like 117 degrees & he wanna chill outside in burgundy rabbit fur...lmfao!

On to this weeks challenge...

I'd be lying if I said I didn't "slightly" miss Lil' B presenting the challenge this week...eventho I STILL think her role is EXTREMELY pointless...she's become part of the show & I missed the lil annoying girl okay! haha!!


So Ray J tells the girls that he wanted them to write down 10 question each for every girl in the house...they could ask anything they wanted but they had to be yes or no type questions...and he also asked them to write down 10 questions that they wanted to know about him....so he gave them an hour to brainstorm....



annnnnnd after all my worry & my heartfelt plea...guess who finally shows up...

My Girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lil' mutha'fuckin 'B...

She was probably in the back sharpening pencils or some shit...lol...Anyway...Ray J tells the chics that Trust is one of the biggest things he looks for in a relationship...and what better way to see if a girl is trustworthy???


hook that bitch up to a polygraph machine...lol...but there was a twist of course...the person who would be asking the questions that the girls wrote down was none other than....

Dun....Dun...Dun....


his big sis Ms. Brandy!!! (who looked very cute btw) so Brandy asked the questions they had for Ray J first...the only one that made me DIE was the question that Danger asked which was "Do you love me?" bwahahaha...he opted out answering it & passed on it...and Danger's ass murdered my soul even worst when she said he chose not to answer it so he wouldn't hurt the other girls feelings....LMFAO!!!! definitely DELUSIONAL!!! the rest of the questions they had for him were very DULL so I'm just gonna move right along to the interesting part...These are some of the ones that stood out to me...



Unique...

  • Is your classy good girl image just a front???...."NO" = FAIL
  • Do you think you're better than the other girls in the house???..."YES" = PASS
  • Are you doing this show to get exposure???... "NO" = FAIL
  • Have you ever lied to Ray J???... "NO" = FAIL

Have you ever wanted gastric bypass surgery??? LMFAOOOO!!! okay we already know that was most definitely one of Danger's questions...she basically lied on the whole damn test or skipped most of the questions...

Cocktail...

  • Are you worried about unique as your competition???..."NO" = FAIL
  • Do you consider yourself a gold digger???... "NO" = FAIL
  • Do you feel like you need a man to complete you???... "YES" = PASS



Chardonnay...

  • Are you here for Ray J's money???... "NO" = PASS
  • Will you ever stop stripping???... "YES" = PASS
  • Do you drink alcohol everyday???... "YES" = PASS


Danger...

  • Are you still in love with any ex boyfriends???... "YES" = PASS
  • Have you ever dated anyone for their money???... "YES" = PASS
  • Have you ever been called mentally unstable???... "YES" = PASS
  • Have you ever stalked an Ex???... "YES" = PASS
  • Have you ever had a restraining order against you???... "NO" = FAIL
  • Have you ever threatened or tried to physically harm a boyfriend???... "YES" = PASS
  • Have you had thoughts about KILLING any of the girls in the house???... "YES" = PASS

OMFG!!!! this bitch is PHYSCHO!!!! she basically answered YES to EVERY damn question...but thoughts of KILLING one of them chics....unh..unh...get her a straight jacket...PRONTO!!!! Then Unique's ass said she was gonna sleep with one eye open...bitch you BETTER!!!!!! lol....So after Danger has her dramatical emotional breakdown...Brandy & Ray gather the chics to announce the results....




Unique 73%.......Cocktail 80%.....Danger 90%....and Chardonnay 93%

Chardonnay wins the date since she had the most truthful answers...So Brandy sticks around for a few & mingles with the girls...After rapping with them for a bit she pulled baby bro to the side and gave him the rundown on what she thought of the them...


Basically she said Cocktails insecure, she likes Unique...Danger's got a lot of love but emotional (no shit)...and Chardonnay is on the show for him...So after wrapping up all the madness Chardonnay goes on her solo date with Ray...and everything was going quite smooth until...

Until he told her she got that "homie type vibe"..uh oh...definitely not a good look for her....so after dinner he took her to one of their mutual stomping grounds...lol...the STRIP CLUB!! Yeeeeah!!!! lol....and ya know it wouldn't evennnnnn be right if she didn't bless the audience with one of her "tricks"


This girl!!!!!! climbed the pole and fell into a gotdamn split!!!! OMFG!!!!! Soooo the thing that had me cracking up the most about their little outing was that they were playing one of his songs in the strip club....booooooooooy STOP!!!! lmfao...I'm just gonna assume he had a CD in his pocket & slipped it to the DJay on the way in...because I KNOW them ninjas had no clue who he was & aren't just rotating his shit on the regular in there...LOL



Sooooo back @ the house Danger's yapping to Ray about her emotions...blah..blah...womp..womp...He told her he doesn't judge people by their past then somehow brought her comfort by saying....
"maybe 2 yrs ago a girl got smart & you might've stabbed that bitch...but that's your past"...lmao W.......T......F......!!!! ok I'm sure that was a hypothetical statement but ummmm....shit did NOT help @ all...bottom line the bitch is KAH-RAY-ZAY....and for some reason Ray J is not in fear for his life nor his safety...lol

Then he gathers all the girls and says he's got an announcement...he decided to make his eliminations early this go round because he was clear on what choice he needed to make...


Chardonnay....

I knew when he said she was like a "homie" her fate was sealed in that one word...Sweet girl & out of all the others she was probably the one who was most in the competition for him...But he just wasn't feeling her in that way and you can't but a puzzle together if the pieces don't fit...I'm gonna miss her and her tricks...LOL...


7 comments:

  1. She was toast once we found out she was a stripper.

    Danger is ape shit crazy...and she looks like she smells of urine

    Those "tricks" of hers are outstanding.

    So Ray J not only carries a CD of music Ive never heard of, he subjects everyone else to listen to this malarky...singin along; notice no one else knows the words.

    Unique's skin is soooo creamy...the Braless wonder.

    On top of all this he smashed Tiger face? wow.

    Love the recap, your blog is the dope ness.

    eclectik-relaxation.com

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  2. ^^^ Hey Eclectik! How ya been? and I agree I think Unique is a very pretty girl...and Danger murders my soul every time she calls the girl ugly...I'm like chick have you seen yourself? LOL

    I definitely think the finale is gonna be between those two...Next weeks show is gonna be HILARIOUS when they meet his folks...

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  3. I always get comic relief from reading your commentary on what went on during the show..Danger is a DANGEROUS azz..I knew it from the first sighting of that tiger crawling on her face but now she pretty much let the world know that is CaRAZYYY!!! I think Unique is just playing the game. Its a competition and she is competing very well. I dont think she is being manipulative at all she is just playing the game..Cocktail needs to sit down somewhere and rethink her reason for being in the world..Like Eclectik said I love your recaps and your blog is Fantabulous!!!

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  4. awww Thank You Patricia!!! I really appreciate that!!! and I definitely agree with you...Cocktail is only there for the exposure...it's so obvious...I'm sure he'll eliminate her next...

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  5. That was the best damn episode eva! I'ma miss Chardonnay. I honestly believe Danger is gonna beat the mess outta Unique before this is all over with.

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  6. LMAO @ "Cocktail needs to sit down somewhere and rethink her reason for being in the world" TOO TOO FUNNY!

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  7. I only caught the end of the show so thankfully I read your recap so I don't have to watch the whole thing! lol Danger killed me when she said "wrap it up, B"! I almost fell off the sofa laughing! She is really crazy and needs to hook up with ya boy Que cuz it ain't enough editing in the world of TVLand to make him or her SEEM like they crazy. They are full on nut house crazy!!

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