"I Ain't A Killa But Don't Push Me"

I believe the late great Tupac pretty much summed up the way I'm feeling right about now with that one line....hence the title of this post. People who know me personally definitely understand my personality...I can be quiet but by no means shy...sometimes I'm sarcastic but never in a belittling way...I may often seem to wear a delicate exterior which is often misinterpreted as a form of subconscious fragility...in which I consistently find myself having to set a clear message to those who doubt my ability to recognize & interpret their weak & deliberate attempts to cause distress . But I think the most important attribute about me in which I'm sure the majority of you can relate is the fact that I recognize that there are certain types of people we have or will come across in life whose sole purpose is to make YOUR life miserable because their life lacks substance or fulfillment.

Which brings me to the subject I want to pinpoint in this post. I can think of a lot of ways to sugarcoat the statement I'm about to make...HOWEVER as my daddy once told me "you can't put sugar on shit & call it a cupcake" LOL....Alright enough of the dramatics already..bottom line is
I HATE LIARS! In fact I also HATE the womb which procreated & gave them life...I know that sounds harsh but that's the way I feel right about now **shrugs** So here's what happened...You all may remember my lovely coworker "Sue"

whom I introduced you to in a previous post. Well "Sue" has once again managed to slither her demented borderline schizophrenic & wayward ass back across my path...and this time she's reached the point of no return...

Peep the story...

So in my office, lawsuits come through on a daily basis and we have designated individuals who are allowed to accept the lawsuits; which isn't a hard thing...the only requirements are a signature & recording what you received & when you received it in a log book; which happens to sit on my desk. Sounds simple enough right? Well the only problem is that almost ALWAYS I have to revert to tracking a mofo down when someone comes in to serve the documents. We have 5-6 ppl who are authorized to sign for them and I usually rotate who I call up to handle the ish. Well we had already received a couple earlier that day and I utilized other people to handle them..but this time it was "Sue's" turn. Mind you she only sits like a couple feet away from me but I can't see her from where I'm sitting...and just to refresh you guys this is the same woman that everyone blames her smart ass mouth on the "stroke" she had a few years back...womp...womp..blah fuckin' BLAH!

So I give her a call...

ME: Hey Sue we have a lawsuit up front that needs a signature...do you mind coming up and signing for it?
Sue: I'm kinda in the middle of something right now that I really can't break away from...can you try calling some of the others on the list...
ME: **Deep Sigh** OK Sue I'll try that...
Sue: I mean if you can't get anybody else THEN I'll come up...
ME: **click**

So @ this point I'm instantly agitated with the broad because she has some type of lame excuse as to why she can't come up & sign for the sh!t EVERY time I ask her...She ALWAYS makes this simple shit so damn difficult...and I'm not gonna beg the bitch to do HER job...So I proceed to call 2 other ppl on the list & neither of them are @ their desk...and I'm like EFF it I'm calling this ho back...

2nd call...

ME: Sue I was unable to reach anyone else can you please come up and sign for this lawsuit...
Sue: Did you call everybody on the list?
ME: Sue the gentlemen is waiting in the lobby for a signature on this lawsuit...**Deep Sigh**
Sue: **she duplicates my deep sigh & then asks**You know I noticed that you sighed the first time you called me & your doing it again why is that?
ME: Sue I am NOT about to have a 30 minute interrogation with you...all I need YOU to do is come up here & sign for this lawsuit...you have a good day and I'll see you in a sec. **click**

damn right! I hung on up on that ass...so @ this point I'm
LIVID! And after about a good 5-6minutes dumb ass finally creeps past me to go to the front & sign for the document. So she says a few words to ole boy out front (I sit behind a window so I can see them in the lobby) then she turns to me through the window & says that the dude won't accept a signature from anybody except the director of our company. My immediate response was "That's what they all say" (all the lawsuits are served in the directors name but the director NEVER actually signs for them hence the reason why we have certain authorized people who do so) So basically "Sue" was just being an asshole right now. So then this bitch turns back to the dude and tells him "well SHE just said that's what you all say" RED FLAG...now not only is the bitch being a smart ass but now she's deliberately being vindictive by getting the dude involved in this petty mess. So then she asks me "Do you want me to get the director?" and I responded "if that's what you want to do"...So the director comes up front accepts the shit, signs for it, makes a joke & peaces out...FYI all the people on the list are dudes except "Sue's " delusional ass...and I NEVER have issues with them coming to sign for shit...I ask them can they come up front they say sure why not, we yippity yap for a bit make jokes then they bounce...NEVER had a problem with any of them...

So @ this point I'm @ my desk doing this...

I had to have a talk with the Lord yall...Because like I mentioned before "Sue" has a smart ass mouth and she has the tendency to NOT know when to STFU! I knew for a fact that if she came to my desk popping off before I had the chance to calm down...I would no longer be mentally capable of making sound judgment towards my immediate reaction.

Then I started to get VIVID images in my mind of my next photo shoot looking something like this...

Well all I can say is that my prayer worked. "Sue" went back to her desk & the remainder of my day was very peaceful...Although in the back of my mind I already knew this wasn't the conclusion to this episode. See "Sue's" a simple bitch and simple bitches are VERY predictable...

The next afternoon my boss pulls me aside and asks if she can have a word with me...I already KNEW what was up...then she went on to explain that she got a "complaint" about me having some type of "attitude" with a customer yesterday...So I give her one of those sideways grins and explain to her that I'm already aware of who the complaint came from and I also make her aware that I was NEVER once rude to the dude who was there with the documents yesterday. Then I put "Sue's" ass on blast and tell my boss how I ALWAYS have issues with her when it comes to signing for shit that she's supposed to damn sign for.

So Boss Lady goes on to say "you know I only came to you so you could be aware of what was going on...but when she came to me I never once thought this was true about you because I've received nothing but COMPLIMENTS in regards to your customer service". Then she says she knows how "Sue's" personality is & she's not the easiest person to get along with...and "she wasn't like this before the STROKE"....(in my mind I'm calling BullSh!t) but I continue to listen to her ass.

Then she continues to say some REALLY fucked up shit...

Well given the circumstances it may just be easier if you could just avoid calling her to come & sign for the documents unless it's absolutely necessary...you know so you won't have to deal with her...


and the whole time she was saying that shit...she had the nerve to be smiling & looking like this...



Right then is when I knew I wasn't dealing with a full deck of cards...So I simply responded by telling Boss Lady that "I don't think it's fare to me nor fare to the customer if we just avoid her because she's not interested in doing her job" Honestly I knew that statement was in vain but I had to tell the truth... It's not even in me to be passive about ignorant shit because I feel like if I don't nip things in the bud then that just gives situations like these more time to grow & causes more in depth problems. But when you have a supervisor who has that "I don't wanna deal with it" mentality then you might as well be conversing with a brick wall...So we wrapped the little pointless meeting up & i went back to my desk...

then I got to thinking...

This bitch just blatantly LIED on me...and never once mentioned what SHE did to cause this disruption...once again a classic example of a "simple bitch"...and the funny thing is earlier that day I remember passing her a couple of times around the office, neither of us spoke but each time I passed her she was jumpy & came to a sudden halt with this dumb ass shocked look on her face...it didn't dawn on me why that was until now. I'm guessing she didn't know what exactly to expect from me...or in laments terms the bitch was scared! I find it funny how people have balls the size of grapefruits when it comes to snitching or in her case LYING behind closed doors but yet tremble in fear when the accused is standing right in front of you.

Now I'm a very forgiving person in the majority of circumstances because I realize that if I set a positive tone despite what I've faced then I ultimately reap the greater reward...and then again I'm still human & imperfect...and right now I can't get out of my mind that this bitch LIED on me with seemingly no remorse...

So as far as I'm concerned....

the sweet Odara is only a distant memory when it comes to "Sue"...I may "seem" silent but I can be very venomous with my approach.... ***evil laugh & rubs hands together*** In due time my dear...In due TIME!!!

8 comments:

  1. Yea uhm...so Tuesday is the last day in our pay period over here on the couch..at my 11am meeting I'm letting my supervisor know that I don't think this position is the best fit for me or the company and that I'm going to start looking for a new job...at COB which is 430 I'm turning in my resignation...I know they say don't burn bridges but I NEED to burn this one.

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  2. see, you're better than me, cuz i would walk right up on her and make her ass jump. i'd then whisper, "bitch i know what you did and it didn't work. try that shit again..." bet she'll think twice about pulling that attitude out on my ass the next time.

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  3. I know this situation all too well, but it doesn't involve work. Here's a post I wrote on Monday, and it basically points out a simple bitch who lied:

    http://theunderdoglife.blogspot.com/2009/03/just-when-i-thought-ninjas-would-do.html?zx=d4d5e73053d64fca

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  4. Hey Jewel!!! I'm gonna go read it now...

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  5. It is so hard for me to keep my composure in situations like this! They always want to say I need to calm down when someone is talking to me crazy.

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  6. Bryan you have NO sense! NONE!!! lmfao!!!

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  7. I hate Sue's old crazy ass!!!

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