"For The Love Of Ray J:Ep. 5"

Geez, this episode was a hot ass MESS and forgive me for being all late with it, I've been hella lazy....anywho here it goes...

So as usual this chic...(yeah yeah Lil B)


Introduced the ladies to this weeks challenge. Which was a blow for blow boxing match between the girls.



Then Ray J told the girls that he was gonna introduce them to one of his "famous celebrity" friends.....which was Jack Mosley...****pause*** ok who? ooooooh Sugar Shane Mosley's Daddy/Trainer....mmmkay?!

So J.Mosley prepped the girls for their big fight and gave them a little boxing ring etiquette....and they were split into two teams....

Pink Team: Lil Hood, Danger, Cocktail & Chardonnay


Blue Team: Cashmere, Unique, Feisty & Stacks




They flipped a coin to see which group would go first; the pink team won & each member got to pick which girl on the blue team they wanted to fight. Each girl would do a 2 minute round in the ring & the team with the most wins would win a date with Ray J.

First up.....

Lil' Hood


VS Feis
ty



I gotta give it to Feisty she did her damn thing...I think Lil Hood chose to fight her because of her size, she probably figured it would be an easy win since she's so tiny....lol...WRONG...the girl gave her a run for her money & they pretty much got even hits in....

Until....


Lil Hood got a little crunk & deboed Feisty's ass to the ground....Feisty was a trooper tho, she bounced right back up & jumped back in the fight...lmao...she's a good one cuz if a bish knocks me to the ground I woulda came back doing some illegal shit all kinda random ass kicks & end it with a crab lock around her damn neck...BUT...the judges ruled in Feisty's favor and crowned her as winner of that round...

So next up to fight was Cocktail VS Stacks....but somewh
ere in the midst of the first fight somebody got all scurred & punked out...THEN convinced the rest of her group to punk out...

Yep...Unique was bitching on the sidelines talkin' about she's not gonna fight b/c she's a lady & she refuses to embarrass herself on TV...womp...womp...womp...ummhmm WHATEVER....bitch was just scared cuz she had to fight Danger.....i mean I don't really blame her tho...

Who in the HELL would wanna fight this chic???




My bad...wrong picture...I meant who in the HELL would wanna fight THIS chic? (hehe)



I'm just gonna have to auto assume that Danger would've been ruthless especially since she doesn't like ole girl....annnnnnd since the rest of the blue team cosigned with Unique & all punked out that automatically disqualified them & ruled the Pink Team as the winners!!!

So they head back home & naturally Feisty's pissed so she pulls Ray J to the side & tells him how she feels betrayed by her team because she felt like if they were gonna punk out they should've said so BEFORE she went in the ring & basically she fought for nothing. Yep...I agree with her; they did her ass so dirty....



So Ray J heard her out & agreed with her then asked her to join him & the winning team on their date....So as the ladies prepared for their night out Stacks also pulled Ray J aside....

and explained to him that she needed to go back home because her dad was ill with cancer. Which was understandable......nonetheless she said her farewells to her roomates & bounced...

But the thing that KILT me when she was leaving....



this trick gave her a goodbye hug THEN had the audacity to say “Good riddance regardless of what’s happening, she's an evil bitch.” all up on camera behind her back....that shit was just uncalled for...but ppl steady saying Danger is REAL.....uhh yeah REAL FAKE! She shoulda said it to her face...I would've love to see how that played out.

Anyway....Ray J took the winning team & Feisty out for Dinner & a few dranks @ a little club spot....


During dinner he gave each of the girls a 14k gold necklace with little boxing gloves on it...(I thought that was too cute)



Since he invited Feisty along @ the last minute he didn't have an extra necklace for her. BUT...he didn't want her to feel left out so he let her wear his chain for the night....


Which instantly got Lil' Hood kinda annoyed....


So after dinner they all headed to the dance floor to get their party on....Everybody's mingling & dranking then Lil Crazy Lil ' Hood was getting hella jealous because Ray J seemed to be paying WAY too much attention to Ms. Feisty! So of course she felt it was time to step her game up & draw his attention back towards her...

So what's a girl to do???


This bitch here....SMH!!! First she straddles the dude on the dance floor to the point where he has to tell her to STOP....THEN her ratchett ass propositions the dude...straight up said "lets go in the bathroom...just me & you...no cameras".....WTF??? ooookay Lil' Whore!!!

Anywho on the ride back home Lil' Hood is yapping about Feisty tryna call her a slut & ish & was tryna blast her for throwing herself @ Ray J....



Cocktail & Danger basically thought Lil' Hood was nutz....And I damn DIED when Danger told her "he just doesn't like you, yall just don't connect"...LMFAOOOO!!!! Her face was on the ground.....she was pissed & naturally she took that sh!t back to the house...


Genious here decided to put everything out in the open in front of Ray J & the girls....Somehow in Lil' hood's mind she was convinced somebody told him that she wanted to go home...Soooooo she embarrassed herself by tryna bring that sh!t up in front of err'body & Ray J told her nobody EVER came to him & said that....So of course the other chics were having a ball cracking on her loony ass....

THEN....this trick turns the whole confrontation around on HIM!!! He asked her what was the damn point & she told him to shut his mouth & not to twist her words around...bwahahahahha....WTF???


Then the poor lil' dummy was all confused.....


He asked her who the hell she was talking too & told her she must've got lost in her thoughts or somethin'...lmfaooooo...then the bitch stormed off...wheeeeeeeew...straight COMEDY!

Anyway it's finally elimination time & Ray J notices that Lil' Hood is missing & he goes to find her... Her dumbass is sitting outside on the curb with all her luggage looking like a damn IDIOT! Ray J chats it up with her for a bit to see why she's all packed up & ready to throw in the towel...The she starts yapping about how REAL she is, says all the other chics are fake & tells him to go back inside with his sluts....lmfaooo! WOW! So Ray J just finally told her ass "I'm definitely NOT here for you"....THEN....she called him spoiled & told him that if he lost all of this (pointing @ the house) he wouldn't know what to do with himself....lmfaooooo...she called the nigg@ SPOILED!!! So I guess she was tryna insenuate that if he lost his riches & fame he'd be a loser....But she KILT me pointing @ the house....Bitch the sh!t is RENTED!!! Ray J is BROKE okay!!! lmfaooo...I mean he probably not broke but she actin' like the lil nigg@ is just ballin'....VH1 probabaly gonna send his ass a statement of all his debt he accrued during the show....LOL

So there were no eliminations this week since 2 chics eliminated themselve's...


Stacks....She went home to be with her family because her daddy was sick...but I don't get why she came on the show in the first place if this was the case...


Lil' Hood....packed her shit & bounced...guess she figured there was no way of recovering from making herself look like a jackass! I will NOT miss this Kah-Ray-Zay broad.....good riddens...


****Alright yall so in case you didn't hear it...The show won't be back on again until th 16th....I'm guessing it's just a break to pace the show due to the multiple eliminations...So there won't be a recap next week....BUT.....I got a surprise for yall (hehehe) So I was chatting it up on twitter the other day & guess who's photo magically appears on the boards??? Thx to MrsGrapevine of course!!!

That's Right yall....none other than Chi-Towns finest the infamous "Chicago Larry" aka Caviar's "photographer"....



Yep...he definitely looks like a perv to me....What yall think?

13 comments:

  1. Gurl, I got my cable cut on so I was able to watch it!!! Lil Hood is psychotic, she did make herself look like a jack ass...reading this recap was funny as hell, thanks Odara!

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  2. Seriously, who do you think is going to win???I think Unique is going to eliminated next, cuz Ray J don't like her attitude...

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  3. LMAO at Larry! Putting that creepy/nasty voice with this picture is cracking me up!

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  4. I cannot express how angry I was when Unique bitched out.I wanted to see Monica, I mean, Danger whoop that ass. that girl is from the town lol they don't play.

    And thanks for putting a face to that weird as "just play the game" voice of Larry lol

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  5. One of my fave. lines of the show is "Chicago Larry!!! I know Larry!"

    And yes he does look like a perv. His voice was so creepy.

    Lil' Hood was freaking nuts! She was constantly throwing herself on him and saying he was all over her. What the hell. Cocktail was so damn smart though the way she manipulated that.

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  6. When is the next episode coming on? Lil B's eyes look funny as hell in the second pic! She looks like a Chinese cat, LOL!

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  7. okay I really thought Lil Hood was nuts! talking in circles and the whole nine! lol but the real question is why you riding so hard on my future blasian mistress lil B? I luh huh!! lol

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  8. U talkin to me Sincere? If so...u know I'm right! LOL

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  9. @ anonymous;
    what up. actually I was talking to O Deezy. Every week she riding on my girl. Her eyes do look funny in that second pic but I luh huh anyway! Funny looking eye, crazy smile and all!! lol

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  10. lmfao!!!

    @Sincere....Maaaaaan that Lil B' chic is ANNOYING!!! Yes she's a pretty girl & has a bomb ass weave...but she ANNOYS me every week...hahahah!!! IDK maybe it's the voice & the fact that she's always taking notes & ish...LMAO!!! but I wanna strangle her! LOL

    @Anon...Hey girl! The new episode comes back on Monday the 16th...and you know what? I have no clue who I think will win...I think Danger will definitely be in the top 3 tho....Chardonnay will stick around for a while...I think he likes Unique but she's kinda iffy...I like Feisty but the rest of those chics don't stand out enuff to be in the finals...My guess right now would be between Danger & Unique~

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  11. Hey, Odara! I agree, I think Danger will mos def make it til the end!!! She gonna be his ghetto princess! LOL @ LiL B always takin notes...what notes is she taking? LMAO!!! New episode tonight, yippy!!!!

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  12. I am definitely lovin your takes on this show. I am a VH1 reality nut myself. I had to go back and read all the other ones. It was definitely my laugh for the day.

    I can't wait til the reunion show so I can find out if Lil' Hood has gotten psychiatric help for whatever mental heath problems she has.

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  13. What an interesting article. I have been following the show since the beginning. I still can't believe that Ray J didn't pick up on how Danger-ous she was. Danger even inspired me to write a blog on dating advice. Please read my blog, Dating Advice taken from watching Danger on for the Love of Ray J and tell me what you think. Look forward to reading more of your blogs!

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