"For The Love Of Ray J:Ep. 4"


Alright so as usual Ray J's beloved godsister aka Lil B (she aggravates the sh!t outta me) gathers the chics & introduces them to this weeks challenge...

***sidenote*** although I despise her; Me & MzVirgo have both concluded that "Lil B's" weave is FIYAH...lmfao!!!

Anywho Ray J told the girls that he & his father were working on a song with a
Motown kinda vibe to it & he wanted them to come up with a second verse to the song; in which they would perform live on stage in front of Ray J & his father and an audience.


So the groupies ladies were divided into three groups...and I'm not even gonna front...they were ALL equally TERRIBLE!!!


Exotica (Cavier, Danger & Stacks)



First off their group was destined for failure because they got stuck with Dummy McStoopid aka Caviar...lol...The girl was just OFF...couldn't dance (when they went right she went left) didn't know the words of the song (all I heard was womp..womp..womp) But surprisingly she wasn't the worst out of the 3.


Ms. Lion, Tiger or whatever the fuck that is on her face....she was AWFUL!!! Chic mumbled the entire song THEN had the nerve to say she KNEW she sounded better than any of'em...lmfaooo...definitely delusional!!!


Norwoods Finest (Cocktail, Cashmere & Lil Hood)


Alright so eventho they were STILL bad...Their group had personality & they gave the better performance out of the three. I just feared that @ any given moment Lil' Hood was gonna start rapping & murder us all...lol...

And the part that tripped me out....


was when the group was performing & doing their little dance...Ray J openly admitted that he was all for a little shimmy combined with some booty shaking..HOWEVER...he insisted that ole' Papa Norwood wasn't into all of that & probably didn't approve....***pause*** Nigg@ puh-leeeeeze!!! Yo daddy is a P.I.M.P. got "illegitimate" chul'ren EVERYWHERE...did you think we forgot? Pops was probably thinking about which tendoroni he could scoop up, impregnate & THEN skip town...lmfao..JOKES!!!


The Labelles (Fiesty, Unique & Chardonnay)



HAH!!! From all the practicing & rehearsing I just KNEW they were gonna KILL it...looked like they had their sh!t together....WRONG!!!


IDK what it is about Unique but every time this chic starts singing she chokes...IDK if it's the nerves or what..but i'mma need her to stop referencing the fact that she can blow because every time she makes an attempt she FAIL's miserably. So yall already know the resident skripper aka "Chardonnay" is my favorite....and I was so proud of her taking the lead while Uniques ass was having a damn breakdown...THEN once the group started to get it back together here comes Unique all out the blue tryna get her Beyonce on jumping back in with some over the top adlibs...lmfao...I was like STFU!!!!

So Ray J evaluated the girls & gave his thoughts on their performances. He told
Dummy McStoopid (Cavier) that she had no emotion, didn't seem into it and that his "ex girl did better on dancing with the stars" lol..JOKES!!! So he picked "Norwoods Finest" (Cocktail, Cashmere & Lil Hood) Chasmere & Lil' Hood would spend the next day with him while Cocktail got the solo date for the night.

So during Cocktails one on one with him....



he tortured serenaded her & she gets all sentimental & starts crying and ish...okay i'mma stop hating I liked his lil' stoooopid song annnnd he strained sang it quite nicely...(just shoot me) lol...

Meanwhile....guess who's back @ the house making another phone call to the infamous "Larry"


Yep...Ms. Dummy McStoopid aka Cavier...she's venting to her so called "photographer" again about how she doesn't feel like she fits in & how nice the other girls are..(yeah right) lmfao! So "Larry's" telling her that she needs to step up her game & reminds her that this is a competition.

Mmmkay so I have a few concerns about this "Larry" guy....First off the mofo talks in third person..I think ole' girl might've said something like I miss you or whatever THEN this nigg@'s response is "Larry knows that"....HAHAHA!!!! who da HELL talks in third person??? THEN in the midst of the convo "Larry" also says "I love you pretty girl, miss you"!!!!!! WTF??? Since when did "photographers" talk to their clients like that? Larry sounds like an effing PERV or either a Pimp...lmfao...

Alright so the next day Ray J took the other 2 chics (Cashmere &
Lil' Hood) out on their date. He told the chics that he was gonna take them on a ride in his "Company's" helicopter....bwahahahah....JOKES!!! (no comment) He had one on one time with each of them and...


Cashmere was just damn DULL....


so i'mma move right along to the interesting part...which is Lil' Hood...


This chic!!!! was all over the place....first off she made it KNOWN that she's a groupie....bitch gave him a CD (I guess of her rapping) THEN brought up Moesha...muthafuggin' MOESHA!!! lol....why??? She was WAY too aggressive & Ray J hated that ish...lol...THEN what kilt me was when she forced a damn kiss!!! It was obvious that he wasn't feeling her...he even SAID that he gave her a "sympathy peck"...lmfao...But the chic STAYED delusional talkin' about he couldn't resist kissing her...no bitch you TOOK the damn kiss lmfao....he NEVER reciprocated....THEN when they got back to the house she LIED on his ass telling the chics that the nigg@ CRIED during their date...lmfaoooo!!!!

Alright so later on that night....

Dummy McStoopid (Cavier) felt like it was time to listen to "Larry" & step her game up a little bit...so she gave Ray J a little one on one lapdance....the lil dummy is SIMPLE so of course he enjoyed the shit....

HOWEVER...according to Ray j his "6th sense" started kicking in telling him something was strange about this girl.....He'd been hearing things here & there about the infamous "Larry" but he felt like he needed to get to the bottom of it....


So fake ass Inspector Gadget pulls the phone records....and actually gives this "Larry" guy a call....lmfaooo...the nigg@ *69 his ass....So as soon as "Larry" picked up the phone Ray J instantly recognized his voice....come to find out he actually KNOWS the dude...lol...Apparently "Larry" is a chicago based photographer who goes by the alias "Chicago Larry"...lol...and according to Ray J the dude has over 300 models/clientele and has even booked & featured some of them in RAY J's videos...(anybody actually remember a Ray J vid? lol)

So naturally Ray J was LIVID!!! And it was time
for eliminations...He got right to it....He told the chics that his decision was gonna be easy and that everyone was safe cept 1 of them....


Cavier....he straight called her ass out...he gave her one last chance to at least be upfront about everything...so he asked her "who da fuck is Larry??? lmfao!!! Dummy McStoopid stuck to her story & insisted he was just her "photographer"...umm okay?! Ray J got pissed and let her ass have it...

Your motives are ugly and to me that makes you ugly inside...you tried to manipulate my mind sexually...you can't play me in my own house...pack ya shit & get the FUCK out RIGH NOW!
LMFAO!! she got served!!!!! And it wouldn't be Cavier if she left without saying something enlightening...."Ray J's kinda too short for me anyway"....I'm gonna miss her dumbass (ok not really)....and I just PRAY that they show this Larry dude on the Reunion show...lol

Alright folks until next time....speak on it....

8 comments:

  1. I just wonder why them chicks dont bring a cell phone, or i know they got have some innanets in the house or sumfin', why be all up on a private phone trying to be grimy, dumb bitches...

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  2. Alise!!! I was wondering the same damn thing...maybe that's one of the rules or something...maybe they on some survivor type shit & can't bring cell phones..IDK???

    LOL

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  3. Hey Odessa!

    Good recap! I missed it last night...

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  4. PurpaLurp!!!! thank ya & it was FUN-EEEEE you gotta watch the rerun...

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  5. Yall are crazy, and yeah, her weave is on-point.

    I didn’t see this episode, but I gotta catch it.

    Caviar sounds like Greased Up Deaf Guy from the Family Guy when she talks…

    Lmao at “Larry knows that” How lame!!! And a perv, probably so. Whenever she talks to him, I picture a short 400 lb man with nappy cornrolls and patches of hair missing throughout…

    Girl you know you made me spit yogurt all over my keyboard with that *69. That’s ole school investigation right there. (Yeah, I’m typing my comments as I read.)

    I gotta come back next week for the other recap. My other half hates this show and Ray J with a passion.

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  6. Everyone person I talked to this week, this episode was brought up. The epic question of this week was.... Who is Larry, nothing else in the world mattered lol. This was the funniest episode ever, especially listening to Larry say the words pretty girl soooo ewwww.

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  7. OMG!!! That was hillarious, Thanks Odara! I'll be glad when I get some dang cable, lol

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  8. You're a fool for this!! I still think that Caviar may have been a man though.

    Ray J sounded like he was constipated when he was singing to Cocktail.

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