"For The Love Of Ray J:Ep. 3"

All I gotta say is this damn show is getting more foolish & these groupies bishes are getting more ratchet by the minute...lol...but it's keeping me intrigued yall...Alright so I'm just gonna call this episode "Secrets" because there were a lot of lies coming to light...

So it's the morning after the elimination and "Lil B" (she still annoys me) gathered the ladies & presented them with a challenge...oh but not just any challenge; this one actually required "thought"(scary right?)...So basically they were going to compete on a game show they created called "Ray J's Foxy Feud"(a ghetto ass version of family feud) and it was all about who knew him the best. The winning team would all go out on a day of shopping with Ray J & the team captain would get a solo date with him. It was 10 girls so they divided them up into 2 groups of 5. "The Darlings" vs "The Divas" but i'mma just call them

"The Dummies"


and "The Smart Dummies"...


Now what would a game show be without a host???


Tommy muthaf*cking Davidson lmfaoooo! da hell did they find his ass at? That sh!t was just random for no reason. Anywho they asked each team a series of questions & these were some of the answers that stood out to me...


Ray J's favorite places to smash...

All I wanna know is who he f*cking in the rain??? And the answer that KILT me the most outta the 5 was when one of them chics (I don't remember which one) said he likes to get busy "in his JET"...lmfaooooo....hold up....Ray J got a jet??? the JOKES keep coming....

Ray J's favorite things to do to wind down & relax...


READING a book???? that ninja KNOWS he don't READ..I guess if you count credit card statements & song lyrics then THAT may constitute as "reading"....lmfaooo

At the end of the game the score was 350 to 0...bwahahaha...Team "Dummy" got ZERO points. So the winning team consisted of Stilts, Stacks, Danger, Unique & Cashmere aka "Team Smart Dummies". Stilts won the solo date for the night & the rest of the chics were gonna go shopping in Beverly Hills with Ray J the next day.

So all the girls headed back to the house...while Stilts was getting prepared for her date other things were brewing in the atmosphere.  

Danger (I still say she's a man) interrupted Stacks while she was having a convo on the phone with her dad. She told her she needed to use the phone & Stacks told her she'd be a minute...So I guess Danger got offended & popped off @ the mouth telling ole girl she didn't have to be a Bitch about it....lmfaooo...they exchanged a few words & they both made it clear that they don't like each other...and this is all the more reason why I am NOT fond of Danger b/c she totally started that shit...so unessasary....

Alright so Stilts & Ray J headed out on their solo date. He took her to the studio where he tortured serenaded her for a bit...then they end up chit chatting & all of a sudden Ray J notices a ring on Stilts finger & he asked her what's up with it...hmmmm...her response...

"Well legally I'm still married"....


LMFAOOOOO!!! WTF??? So of course his whole demeanor changed instantly after she said that shit...eventho she "claimed" that the relationship was dead...womp...womp..womp...All I gotta say is Stilts is a muthaf*ckin' Gee....Bitch is married....THEN got the audacity to actually wear the ring on a DATING show...THEN she tells that nigg@ "I'm married but i'm still here for you" lmfaooo....Mrs. P.I.M.P. aye?! She's just bold as hell with hers...

Okay, so the next day Ray J takes the other game winnners shopping...while they were out some of the other girls overheard Cavier (dumb Russian chic) on the phone talking to her so called "photographer" Larry...


she's yapping to him on the phone about how she doesn't fit in & he tells her to just play the game so they can work on something where she would benefit from it...All I gotta say is how much dumber can a Bitch get??? How you gonna have a "recorded" convo on the phone talking about plotting & skeeming?? Stoooooooopid...

So the other chics are shopping & mingling @ the store & Ray J notices that Unique,Cashmere & Stacks are all kinda clicked up & ignoring him...the only one giving him attention was Danger...so of course the other chics weren't feeling the way he was all over her....


and the part that KILT me was when Stacks said Danger was built like a Pepto Bismol bottle...lmaooooooooo!!! I swear my soul left my damn body....lol...

and am I the only one who cracked the hell up @ the paparazzi outside the store??? nigg@ KNOWS he hired them...lol

So the other chics were back @ the house all distraught & in a panic because they lost the game & felt like they were @ jeopardy of possibly getting the boot. So they came up with a plan to dig up some dirt on some of the ladies & snitch....and who better to manipulate??? Yeah you guessed it...lmfaoooo...

Cocktail was getting her inspektor gadget on & asked Cavier (chic with the ratchet ass accent) what she was talking to her photographer "Larry" about earlier...Basically the ditzy bish told them EVERYthing...lol...she said she models and her photogrpaher told her about the show...and to sum the shit up she has NO clue who the nigg@ is...lmfaoooo....probably never even heard of Ray J...smh...

So Cocktail & Chardonnay came up with a little game plan to set up a romantic massage session for Ray J & also blast the chics who they thought weren't really there for him...Cocktail asked Stilts what went on with her date but fortunately for her she was smart enuough not to spill the beans on what all went down...

Finally, it's elimination time & Ray J's all confused & asked Cocktail to clarify some of
 the accusations she made earlier about Cavier & Stilts....


and of course she had NO problem blasting them...lol...Stilts corrected & defending her statements but when Cavier was asked about it her only response was "well what she's saying sounds a little too long".....WTF??? Is the b*tch brain dead...lmao da hell kinda response is THAT??? After hearing the chics out...his mind was made up & it was time for another one to bite the dust....


Stilts...so apparently Ray J got my memo cuz this is the 2nd dude he's eliminated...2 down 1 to go...lmfaooo!!! Man he HAD to kick her ass out...the chic is MARRIED...iono why she thought she was gonna stay....and I'm tripping off how she got mad talkin' about he didn't have to call her out in front on the other chics...and that she came to him like a woman & told the troof....Bitch Bye!!! she wasn't gonna say shit before he saw that damn ring...so peace out & good riddens...lol..


So what did yall think? Should he have sent Cavier home before Stilts??? Speak on it in the comments & I'll catch ya next week.........


7 comments:

  1. LMFAO @ "well what she's saying sounds a little too long".....I really did need that laugh. Was that the best she could do? Ray J ain gonna get rid of her anytime soon...atleast not without hittin it first. Thanks for the update homie!!!

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  2. Am I the only one that remembers Cocktail from Bad Girls Club season 1?

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  3. @Patricia...I've heard somebody else say she was on Bad Girls club too...and I watched that season I just don't remember her for some reason...was she on the entire season???

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  4. @Odara...Her name was Joanna up there. She came towards the end of the season. She was a replacement once Jodie left. She came along with Andrea. She was on for probably four shows.

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  5. @Patricia & @Anon....Tonight's show is gonna be GOOD!!! I heard some juicy stuff lol...

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  6. @Odara..watched the show last night. It was good. I lol everytime Ray J tries to be hard with someone..

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  7. I can't wait for ur analysis tomorrow Odara!!!

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