"For The Love Of Ray J:Ep. 1"

Alright so I'm a HUGE fan of Reality TV...and I swear VH1 is tryna deplete my braincells one season after the next. Looks like my Monday nights are about to be consumed by back 2 back fuckery...hence "I Love Money 2" & "For the Love of Ray J"...Anyway those who know me KNOW that I don't really care for Ray. J...nothing personal, he just gets a "universal" wack sticker embedded on his fo'head from me...HOWEVER...I'm about to contradict my words for a sec because there is NO way I'm passing up watching this mess...I mean who doesn't wanna see Ghey J Brandy's brother & a bunch of hoes groupies make complete asses outta themselves??? straight COMEDY! annnnnnnnd I really REALLY hate to admit this..but I got a feeling that "Mr. Sexy Can I" just MIGHT win me over during the course of this show (gasp)...So if yall are like me & love the foolishness don't forget to get your weekly fix over here b/c I'll be doing the recaps!

Here we go......



***sigh*** I don't even know where to start...Okay so first off I am so glad they put them in a nice ass house b/c all them prior rinky dink reality show houses were KILLING me, raggedy ass props falling everywhere...So the episode started off with Ray J serenading the chics @ some lil' club & I'm just gonna have to say his performance was GHEY (he still sessay tho) I was sooo mad @ that Mariah Carey note he belted out @ the end...and following his ghey performance Ray J gathered the chics together & introduced them to his "assistant" aka his "god sister" aka "Lil' B"...

I already don't like her cause I don't see her damn purpose...Anyway the ladies were escorted back to the crib...It was 14 chics but of course there was an immediate problem...only 12 rooms, which meant 2 ppl were getting the boot right off. Finally it was time for Ray J to interact w/ the girls...and you KNOW it wouldn't be right if he didn't give them nicknames...& of course all the names where dumb as usual...(from left to right)

(Lil' Hood, Hot Cocoa, Unique, Feisty & Cavier)


(Atomic Bomb, Stacks, Chardonnay, Naturalle & Stilts )


(Genuine, Cocktail, Danger & Cashmere )



First off lemme say this...it's some MEN in that house...that nicca better check for adams apples & "tools" below the belt...lmao!!! I don't care what nobody say...Stilts, Danger & Genuine are all MEN....Alright so finally Ray J decided to mingle with the ladies & have a few one on ones to get a feel for their personalities. Right off the bat just by listening to some of them girls I think they ALL groupies...so in the midst of all the mingling these are the chics that stood out to me...


Danger..lmao..he named the chic Danger b/c according to Ray J the dumbass tat of a lion on her face made her seem "dangerous"...I woulda just named her DUMMY but whatever...THEN during the lil' commentary part that nigga had the nerve to say she got a "BODY OF A GODDESS FACE FROM HELL"...lmaooooooo...contrary to the popular vote that was NOT a compliment...(was the troof tho) the chic is HORRID!!!


Cocktail...so everybody's drinking & shooting the breeze & this chic decided to take Ray J to the side for some alone time...they just talking THEN next thing I know this broad bursting in tears, talkin' about "I care about you" THEN that nigga start tearing up too...LMAO! Bitch known him all of 20 minutes & now she having an emotional breakdown...WTF???


Chardonnay....she's my favorite so far cause she's ghetto & don't give a f*ck....So I guess Ray J got bored all of a sudden & I don't blame him cause some of them were just dull...anyway dude told them he wanted to see some "tricks" or somethimg..lmao...little did he know he had a resident skripper on board...sirens went off and next thing I know...

Chardonnay was on the ground doing this...

so naturally the other chics went in hard on her & started hating...calling her a slut blah blah blah...But girlie brushed it off & kept it moving...

So after all the mingling, skrippin' & fondling it was time for eliminations. and before I get to THAT part lemme say this...tell me WHYYYYYYY this nigga was wearing a fur outside in LA????

Dummy had on a white chinchilla in 90 degree weather...lmao!!!

Alright so finally Ray J collected his "assistant" Lil' B (I still don't know her purpose) & got her opinion on all the girls..he made his decision & it was time to kick some bishes out! So the bottom three girls were Chardonnay, Hot Cocoa & Naturalle...

So Chardonnay in the bottom three all nervous & just balling...I don't know WHY she was worried b/c I KNEW he wasn't gonna get rid of the skripper, especially after her "performance"...I think he ultimately made a wise decision with the bottom two chics who didn't make the cut...

Hot Cocoa...the "older" chic went home b/c she just wasn't memorable. I can't recollect her saying not one damn thing throughout the entire show...you can't be chillin' back in the cut & expect to get noticed...so good choice cause she seemed DULL...


Naturalle..the self proclaimed "black barbie"...She put her own foot in her mouth when she told him she moved to LA to pursue "acting"...so it was time for her to bounce...But what tripped me out was when Ray J said "she's tryna jump start her career"....ummm correct me if I'm wrong but ain't he tryna do the SAME thing...lmao!!! pure COMEDY!!!

That's all for now folks...so until next week...lemme know if you were feeling the show?

20 comments:

  1. SooO,im a huge VH1 junkie too.
    I think they've brainwashed us ;)

    Anyways, Monday nights are back2back "fuckery" like you said...but theres nothing else on, so why not.

    Im not too sure about Ray J thou...
    How do you come on something like this expecting to find REAL love?
    Especially when all the hoes are groupies [i dont care what they say]...

    thx for all the 411 thou

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  2. i was just about to post about this craziness lol. i hope you don't mind if i link you on my post.

    ray j needs to stop with the fur coat! i thought i was the only one questioning that lol. and homegirl with the tiger on her face really is a dummy...she'll never be able to get a job lol...face of hell lmao!

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  3. Thanks for the recap. Sounds like the usual messy chicks applied. Hope Whitney doesn't get too angry, ROFL.

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  4. Y'all don't understand it's flava flav all over again he is going to do two shows flip this into another sitcom that is going to fail like all of his ish does, and then he gon come out in the 3rd year after knocking Whitney Houston up talking about he going to wife her, I said it here first!

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  5. lmao @ all yall!!!

    @adrina...I agree he is NEVER gonna find real love during the course of a show..just something to enhance his dwindling career.

    @angelina...girl that fur coat was KILLING me softly & of course I don't mind you linking me...this was way too much foolishness to pass up..haha!!!

    @FlyHoney...I'm just waiting to see if Whitney's gonna make an appearance lmao!

    @the78msj...I'm gonna need you to jump on board & start watching it w/ us!

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  6. LMAO!! Good recap. I had vowed not to watch it, but I'm hooked. Plus, Chardonnay and Dummy (I mean Danger) are bound to butt heads.

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  7. thx 4 dropping thru momo!!! :o)

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  8. cocktail was already on the bad gurls club she called herself "jo-jo" last season she aint shit just all talk

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  9. wasn't lil b in nora's beauty salon the movie? she played as tamela jones niece ...........correct me if im wrong though

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  10. I Love this show
    They gave him the best house and the best crop of women

    This Chardonay chick is HORRIBLE...but damnit the way she got into the split was a thing of beauty

    That black Russian is...WOW

    That's kinda wack lettin the chick go cuz she said she was an actress...damn its what she wants to do; she didnt have to tell him

    Im all in for this season
    (But what reality TV show dont I watch!?)

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  11. @Anon...Yes that Lil' B chic was in that movie...I knew I had seen her before, she was in something else too but I can't recall it..

    @Eclectik...IDK why ole girl told him she wanted to act..that was dumb on her part...

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  12. im in love with Chardonnay... vh1 already creating a spin off for her riiiiiight now!!

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  13. im feelin unique the most. something about her seem grown and sexy. didnt he say that she rejected him once b4 cause she was interviewing him. i respect that

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    "I want to stay in the loop, but I don't want to just be 'that reality show girl,'" Hernandez said. "I want to be red carpet status. I want to be that girl that everybody recognizes, because that's what I've always wanted."

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  15. Uhh.....
    I freakin LOVE RAY j....!!!!
    i WOULD SUCK DA HECK OUTTA HiS LiPS!!!
    LMAO!!!
    CHARDONAYY- R3MiNDS M3 OF N3W YORK NASTi AND UGLi
    COCKTAiL- SNiTCH
    DANG3R- THAT'S MY GiRL
    UNiQU3- TOO OLD AND GOT SHORT T3RM M3MORY LOST
    LOL CAVi3R- JUST STUPiD
    Fi3STY- iDK....
    LiL' HOOD- DiRTY AND A WANA B RAPP3R, Li3R, GROUPi3
    STACKS- K3WL/ SH3'S ALOT LiK3 M3
    CHASM3R3- MUT3

    LOL BUT FLAVOR FLAV GOT 3V3RYBODi TRYNA FiND LOV3.....

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  16. Who is Lil B? Where did I see her before?

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  17. she was in a movie & a few vidz I think @anon

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  18. I think Danger is the cutest chic on the show...not to mention she just don't give a F**K. Unique is WACK. She was scared as all hell to box Danger so she copped out like a lil bi***. She said she didn't want to look dumb, well she did anyway! Lil Hood was a straight wack job!! I hope to see Danger make it with him to the end, she's just the most interesting one to me on the show! By the way... ray j is the wackest one on the whole damn show!

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