"I'm Baaaaaaaaaaack..."


Well I didn't really go anywhere......except on a mini hiatus from my site. And I've neglected you all for far too long....For those of you who missed me & reached out I appreciate ya! I'm still here...no plans to go anywhere just yet, so stay tuned....

Be back later today!!! Until then how about a wacky survey...I'd love to learn more about you guys.....so participate or DIE.....so give it a go & have fun!!!


*Birthplace: Atl
*Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
*Who was your kindergarten teacher? Mrs. McBee
*What is your favorite type of ice cream?:Cookies N' Cream
*Ever been Drunk:A Little Tipsy
*Number of Piercings:3
*Basketball Or Football:Anything Allen Iverson is playing!!!
*What album are you ashamed to have?:Brittney Spears...Baby One More Time
*What would you do if a leprechaun jumped out of the bushes and stole ur wallet?:Kick him in the ass & Run like hell...If he catches up I'll tuck him into a ball and kick him over a fence!!!
*Would you rather get raped by Micheal Jackson or Elton John?:Michael Jackson, so I can give birth to a little talented Jackson kid...
*Hugs or Kisses?:Hugs
*Name 4 things you always have with you:Lip Gloss, Mirror, Dental Floss, Cell Phone
*Favorite Perfume/Cologne:Trésor By Lancome
*Who did let the dogs out? :Probably Me...I'm a little crazy!
*Have you ever been in a physical fight? How Many?:Yep, 2
*Can you Whistle?: Yep
*What is your weapon of choice? Words
*Who was the last person who got really angry at you? don't know..don't care
*What is your pet peeve?I hate to see other people floss their teeth, the sound drives me crazy...
*Weirdest Dream...I was in a dark movie theater w/ a bunch of midgets...
*Favorite Villain...Cruella DeVille
*Guys in pink are...Comfortable with their femininity...
*Have you ever fallen up the stairs? Hell yeah
*You are the first to arrive at the scene of an accident but it turns out that the person hurt is your worst enemy, do you help or walk away?Leave their ass in the grass, no really I would help
*Join the Military or the Mob? Mob
*Turn a close friend in if they committed a serious offense ex. murder? Not unless it was a possibility of me getting in trouble too...in that case HELL YEAH!!!!! lmao
*Make one porno if it meant never having to work again? No, those kind of things stick with you for life...
*What is one thing you actually remember from kindergarten?Being The Line Leader(I was never the caboose) HaHa...
*If you could punch one person who would it be?Q' from Juice for having that stupid haircut.
*What is the worst injury you ever had? When I twisted my ankle; getting out of a moving car.
*Has a rumor ever been spread about you?Yep. In elementary school some lil' punk said I couldn't afford my spanish classes because I canceled the class....(hahahha)


***What would you do if?****

*Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you?Dim the lights, play soft music & say "Allen do you think I should wear white to our wedding" lmaoooo
*Someone cut off a chunk of your hair?Kick there ass; then get me a Beyonce wig...
*You found 10 dollars on the ground?Put it in my purse!
*A random stranger offered you candy?No Thanks...
*A genie granted you one wish?Tell Allen Iverson he can stand under my "Umbrella"

9 comments:

  1. That was so funny! Whas up with u and midgets??? where can we get the survey?

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  2. ^^^just cut & paste the questions & include your own answers...

    ***i've ALWAYS feared midgets*** lmao

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  3. *Birthplace: MD
    *Right Handed or Left Handed: LOL... I do mostly everything with my right but I eat with my left...
    *Who was your kindergarten teacher? Ms. Thompson
    *What is your favorite type of ice cream?:Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
    *Ever been Drunk: hell-to-da-yes!
    *Number of Piercings: none.
    *Basketball Or Football: football
    *What album are you ashamed to have?: none really...
    *What would you do if a leprechaun jumped out of the bushes and stole ur wallet?: shoot that lil ninja
    *Would you rather get raped by Micheal Jackson or Elton John?: no comment...
    *Hugs or Kisses?: Hugs
    *Name 4 things you always have with you: iPhone, wallet, keys, iPod
    *Favorite Perfume/Cologne: Chrome by Azzaro
    *Who did let the dogs out? : Not I, I hate dogs
    *Have you ever been in a physical fight? How Many?:Yeah a few
    *Can you Whistle?: Yep
    *What is your weapon of choice? Words as well, but written words.
    *Who was the last person who got really angry at you? not sure... it's been a while
    *What is your pet peeve? People who are just inconsiderate of others...
    *Weirdest Dream...: Janet Jackson was at my church hosting a workshop for the kids
    *Favorite Villain... The Joker (Ledger of course)
    *Guys in pink are...SECURE
    *Have you ever fallen up the stairs? haven't we all?
    *You are the first to arrive at the scene of an accident but it turns out that the person hurt is your worst enemy, do you help or walk away? Because I believe in Karma, I'd help
    *Join the Military or the Mob? Mob
    *Turn a close friend in if they committed a serious offense ex. murder? FIF!!
    *Make one porno if it meant never having to work again? Uh, hell-to-da-yes!!
    *What is one thing you actually remember from kindergarten? I got the chicken pox and was out for 2 weeks. I watched the GI Joe cartoon movie for the first time while I was out sick... I'll never forget that movie.
    *If you could punch one person who would it be?OJ Simpson... what an effin dumbass
    *What is the worst injury you ever had? running down a gravel hill to not miss the school bus. Fell and slid on the gravel about 5 yards
    *Has a rumor ever been spread about you? Hell yeah, everybody feel a way about Mack, at least they feel sumthin...

    ***What would you do if?****

    *Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you? I'd fix Janet a gourmet meal and some wine and we'd slow dance... horizontally
    *Someone cut off a chunk of your hair? I'd beat that b!tch wit a bat...
    *You found 10 dollars on the ground? go to Best Buy and get the latest...
    *A random stranger offered you candy? Nah slim...
    *A genie granted you one wish? More wishes.

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  4. *Birthplace: Dallas
    *Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
    *Who was your kindergarten teacher? Ms. Cherry and racist ass Ms. White
    *What is your favorite type of ice cream?:Butter Pecan
    *Ever been Drunk:Yes sir
    *Number of Piercings:dos
    *Basketball Or Football:Neither
    *What album are you ashamed to have?:I'm proud of all my babies
    *What would you do if a leprechaun jumped out of the bushes and stole ur wallet?:Laugh, then remember its Coach, then break out running after it.
    *Would you rather get raped by Micheal Jackson or Elton John?:Who would "want" to be raped?
    *Hugs or Kisses?:depends
    *Name 4 things you always have with you:Lip Gloss, Mirror, keys, Cell Phone
    *Favorite Perfume/Cologne:Euphoria(Calvin Klein)
    *Who did let the dogs out? :That damn alcoholic across the alley!
    *Have you ever been in a physical fight? How Many?:Yep, 1
    *Can you Whistle?: Hell nah
    *What is your weapon of choice?Sling Shot
    *Who was the last person who got really angry at you? My BD
    *What is your pet peeve?My Mom sucking her teeth, or people insulting my intelligence
    *Weirdest Dream...That I was enrolled in a college course that I forgot about and never went, then failed.
    *Favorite Villain...Dr. Robotnik
    *Guys in pink are...Weird
    *Have you ever fallen up the stairs?And stumped my toe
    *You are the first to arrive at the scene of an accident but it turns out that the person hurt is your worst enemy, do you help or walk away?Depends on how badly they're hurt!
    *Join the Military or the Mob? Mob
    *Turn a close friend in if they committed a serious offense ex. murder? Depends
    *Make one porno if it meant never having to work again? Yep
    *What is one thing you actually remember from kindergarten?Racist ass Ms. White(always gave me frown faces for no damn reason)
    *If you could punch one person who would it be?Ms. White
    *What is the worst injury you ever had? I starined my back picking up my daughter, don't know how I did it...I could barely move.
    *Has a rumor ever been spread about you?Not one that I have heard, but yea everyone gets gossiped about.


    ***What would you do if?****

    *Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you?Rape his ass
    *Someone cut off a chunk of your hair?Tell em to stop hatin, then hit em with the pimp hand
    *You found 10 dollars on the ground?Look around, pick it up, then keep it pimpin
    *A random stranger offered you candy?Look at em crazy and keep doin what I was doing
    *A genie granted you one wish?Say thank you.

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  5. ummm that survey is way 2 long for the comment section but I will jack it and put it on my blog :-D.

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  6. *Birthplace: houston
    *Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
    *Who was your kindergarten teacher? da hell if i know
    *What is your favorite type of ice cream?: twix
    *Ever been Drunk: yup
    *Number of Piercings: 2
    *Basketball Or Football: basketball
    *What album are you ashamed to have?: none
    *What would you do if a leprechaun jumped out of the bushes and stole ur wallet?: jump and let out a lil whimper, then RUN
    *Would you rather get raped by Micheal Jackson or Elton John?: no homo
    *Hugs or Kisses?: kisses but it depends on who kissing
    *Name 4 things you always have with you:cell, ipod, gum, fitted
    *Favorite Perfume/Cologne:none
    *Who did let the dogs out? :like i care
    *Have you ever been in a physical fight? How Many?:nope, ima cool nigga
    *Can you Whistle?: like a champ
    *What is your weapon of choice?make love not war
    *Who was the last person who got really angry at you? da hell if i know
    *What is your pet peeve?why am i drawing a blank....
    *Weirdest Dream...i cant remember dreams
    *Favorite Villain...odara
    *Guys in pink are...most likely dipset fans
    *Have you ever fallen up the stairs?ive fallen DOWN the stairs, not up
    *You are the first to arrive at the scene of an accident but it turns out that the person hurt is your worst enemy, do you help or walk away?Depends on how badly they're hurt!
    *Join the Military or the Mob? guess i'll go with the mob since i did the military already
    *Turn a close friend in if they committed a serious offense ex. murder? naw
    *Make one porno if it meant never having to work again? im mr marcus stunt double, no homo
    *What is one thing you actually remember from kindergarten?i cant remember shit
    *If you could punch one person who would it be?dont know right now
    *What is the worst injury you ever had? fractured my tailbone
    *Has a rumor ever been spread about you?im sure it has

    ***What would you do if?****

    *Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you?answer the door butt naked
    *Someone cut off a chunk of your hair?go bald
    *You found 10 dollars on the ground?buy a pizza
    *A random stranger offered you candy?if its starbursts, game on
    *A genie granted you one wish?ask for more wishes

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  7. Awwww!!! I'm so happy yall actually participated!!!

    @Anon...GIRL! I'm gonna call my goons so we can go whoop Ms. White's RACIST ass!!!! hahahah

    @Mack...bwahahaha @ you sliding 5yards tryna catch the school bus!!!

    @BJ...effing clown!!! *DEAD* @ you letting out a lil whimper @ the leprechaun...nigga you KNOW you fell UP some stairs b4 stop frontin'...& i'm a villan hunh???

    :finger:

    LOL

    Thanks 4 Doing This Yall!! :::Hugs:::

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  8. damn...long ass survey lol

    *Birthplace: Harlem
    *Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
    *Who was your kindergarten teacher? Cant remember cuz that bitch was mean
    *What is your favorite type of ice cream?:Cookie Dough
    *Ever been Drunk:Yes
    *Number of Piercings:5
    *Basketball Or Football:B-ball
    *What album are you ashamed to have?:Hits by Phil Collins...DO NOT JUDGE ME
    *What would you do if a leprechaun jumped out of the bushes and stole ur wallet?: I'd steal his pot o' gold..
    *Would you rather get raped by Micheal Jackson or Elton John?: can i have both lmao
    *Hugs or Kisses?:kisses
    *Name 4 things you always have with you:celly, vaseline/lipgloss, gum, money
    *Favorite Perfume/Cologne:DKNY
    *Who did let the dogs out?: Not me
    *Have you ever been in a physical fight? How Many?:Yes...4
    *Can you Whistle?: Yes
    *What is your weapon of choice?: a rock
    *Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: my boyfriend
    *What is your pet peeve? chapped/ dry lips..THERE IS NO EXCUSE! VASELINE AND CHAPSTICK ARE CHEAP! DAMN EVEN COOKIN OIL WILL DO lol
    *Weirdest Dream?: i was at a funeral..looked into tha casket..and it was me!!
    *Favorite Villain: idk
    *Guys in pink are: begging to be looked at
    *Have you ever fallen up the stairs? oh lord yes lol
    *You are the first to arrive at the scene of an accident but it turns out that the person hurt is your worst enemy, do you help or walk away? : no comment lol
    *Join the Military or the Mob? Mob
    *Turn a close friend in if they committed a serious offense ex. murder?: Nope..we would be too busy working on an alibi lol
    *Make one porno if it meant never having to work again?: No
    *What is one thing you actually remember from kindergarten? : Riding a tricycle on the rug
    *If you could punch one person who would it be?: i got about 5 ppl i wanna punch lol
    *What is the worst injury you ever had? : i was jumpin on my mom's bed when i was like 7..she decided to join me (lol), bed ended up breaking and i fell on tha floor and fractured my clavicle
    *Has a rumor ever been spread about you?: yea..that my hair was fake..tired of them fools feelin for tracks lol


    ***What would you do if?****

    *Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you?: kick back, drink, etc..then get down to business
    *Someone cut off a chunk of your hair?: hire a hitman
    *You found 10 dollars on the ground?: take it and continue to look on tha ground for any more
    *A random stranger offered you candy?: throw it in their face then run
    *A genie granted you one wish?: take his genie bottle..or w.e tha hell that thing he lives in is called

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