"The Beginning Of The End..."

well hello to the gimme the goodies readers, im bshepjr, of another site, which will remain nameless for now, and i've been tapped to tell stories of my wonderful childhood! yay! so today's story deals with my first time being fired from a job, ima try to make this as short and funny as possible so bear with me....

so it was the summer before my senior year of high school and i was 16 so i could work legally. now i didn't have to work but hell, i wanted to get out the house and make some extra money. my first job ended up being at wal-mart........

in the electronics department....

i have NO clue how i got the electronics department seeing as i had NO experience with sales or selling electronics. my spoiled ass just had a bunch of electronics. so at the time, my best friend got a job there too, working in the photo lab. everyone there LOVED us, we was like will smith on fresh prince at school.


but like some young niggas, we quickly learned the system.......and that lead to us stealing shit. now i was the main nigga since i had the keys and access to everything in electronics. we got tons of shit, tv's, game systems, cameras, you name it, we had it. we was even taking shit to the pawn shop and getting money for it. whatever we aint want, we sold it!


so we into it about a month and a half and you know how wal-mart got them mcdonalds in the store? well me and my friend ate there for lunch almost everyday. and the mcdonalds had some ole hating ass niggas in it, you already know they mad, they working in a mcdonalds.......in wal-mart.

so they see me and my dude shining, stuntin' on dem hoes, walking round wal-mart doing nothing like we own it so you know they heated, you know how niggas do. i wouldn't be surprised if they spit in our food. niggas was straight jealous. so one day i guess they figured out what we was doing and they was like, "let us in or we snitching."

WTF?! okay, you in.

and that was the beginning of the end smh. well you know how when you running something and its in tip top shape when you do it but when you let someone else do it, they fuck it up? these niggas was leaving empty boxes of merchandise in the backroom, being in the backroom when they spose to be in mcdonalds, serving food, just straight fucking shit up. we was getting SEOD from EVERYONE.

so one day, like a couple weeks before school started, i was walking in wal-mart to clock in. tell me why the greeter stopped me at the door and told me the manager wanted to see me? why in the hell is the greeter telling me this is what i was thinking.....nigga aint you spose to be GREETING? and you know all the cashiers be up front so they all looking at me weird. my boy got in before so as i was walking in the room, he was coming out. he gave me the quick NO with the eyes and walked off. i got in, sat down and looked at dude like get it over with. he said too much merchandise was coming up missing and he had to let me go.

shit, "thats all?" i said, then i got up and exited the room. before i got out the door, this nigga asked for the mock back.........i told that nigga that shit in the trash! i NEVER wore that mock OR a name tag a single day after orientation. i was in electronics looking like a customer. customers could NEVER find me lol. then he said he was gonna take the cost of the mock out of my check and i said with the quickness....."oh i might have it"............i lied!

my boy waited for me so we could walk out together and holla at the cashiers. the niggas at mcdonalds was sipping on a slurpee and watched us walked out that hoe. they probably still there too! BUT...that was one of the best summers i ever had in my life but fuck wal-mart, fuck that mock and fuck a hating ass nigga working in mcdonalds!