So I got a few things on my mind & I needed a little incite. I was having a hilarious convo with my homeboy Bshepjr over @ Hip Hop Universe 2 . BJ was basically giving me the side-eye & said I was Trife for admitting that I wouldn't be down for my man if he got into an altercation w/ another brotha. It's NOT the fact that I wouldn't be down for my man...because when the time comes I'm DOWN like 4 flat tires...BUT I for damn sure ain't taking no punches for his ass...not from a dude! unh unh...no way...no how. So in the midst of this convo it gave me inspiration to pose one question; What exactly is a ride or die chic?

Picture this if you will

Scenario:
You & your guy are chillin' @ a fly little reggae spot around the way. The vibe is right & the atmosphere is perfect. Then out of nowhere some liquored up JERK starts making disrespectful passes @ you right in front of your MAN!!! Without hesitation your MAN jumps up like a Beastly Lion protecting his turf & asks "Aye nickka you got a problem?" the JERK then makes one final obscene gesture @ you...THEN your MAN promptly goes in for the kill...



While your sitting back in the cut sipping an Amaretto Sour & watching your MAN give ole' boy the ROYAL beat down you notice things have taken a sudden turn for the worst...


Your MAN is getting his ASS kicked!!! What's a girl to do??? You have 1 of 3 options...


1. Throw Dem Bo's: Drop that drank! Kick off them stilettos, Grab that bottle then get hood & hit that nickka upside the head wit' it...if that doesn't go as planned you could always jump on dudes back & bite a bitch...then once your MAN is free from the Jerk's headlock you & your boo can double team his ass...(LOL)


2. Call The Goons: Whip out the celly & call every cousin in the Trap...Rico, Big Dame, Pee-Wee, Krunchy Black & dem...you already know they are some certified headbussa's & they can be in the building faster than a crackhead snatching a wallet from an unsuspecting tourist.



3. Get Ghost & Disappear: Yeah you got your man's back & your watching it WAY back in the corner & underneath the table...No need in the both of you getting folded by Deebo's big ass...BUT you still let your MAN know your with him in spirit by yelling out an occasional "DUCK & WEAVE BABY!!!"...