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"2009 BET Awards....ummm...yeah"

Posted Under: , By: ODARA


Sooooo....I actually watched the ENTIRE show this year including the pre-show...and while I must confess it wasn't a TOTAL let down...I did expect so much more...Here's my mini Recap of the events....


Tocarra @ The Red Carpet Pre-Show....who the HELL keeps approving her to host these damn shows...lmao...I like her but this trick is GHETTO....I thought Top Model schooled them gals on public speaking & etiquette...CLEARLY she FAILED....

Speaking of Tyra.....what in the FLUCKITY HELL was she wearing??? WHO did her hair??? How do you fuck up a lace front? I don't get it....



And apparently Three 6 Mafia is STILL getting nominated for awards.....

*blank stare*

There last single was released back in......ummm...yeah

Taraji....Love her...LOVED the look...that hair not so much....I gotta admit I thought it was pretty cute when they had a Baby Boy flashback and Jody aka Tyrese got on the stage...well ummm....until Ving Rhames came up and gave the audience an ignant display of niggatry...


LeToya...Her pre-show performance...2 thumbs up!!! She did her thing...them shoes are ooogly...


Kanyeezy and Amber Rose.....That Amber always manages to steal the scene....Bad Bitch! Question tho....does she talk??? Never heard her say shit....

Arsenio Hall....I ain't seen this nigg@ since Coming To America...lmao...so RANDOM!


GHEY26.....No Comment....


Keri Hilson...HATE the hair...the dress got mixed revues but I actually like it and her skin is FLAWLESS....bitch! LOL!!!

Her performance??? ummmm yeah....alrighty then....

Alicia.....HOT!!!!!!!!!!!! Would've loved to see her perform tho...

I think it's safe to say that Jamie was damn near a one man show...and I loved every bit of it...Why did his MJ glove KILL me tho??? It looks like a bedazzled oven glove...LOL!!!


Even though Marlon Waynans totally gave the surprise away @ the pre-show...I was STILL excited to see New Edition open the show singing I Want You Back....Bobby looked a HOT MELTED ASSED MESS!

and eeeeeeeeeew

did you see him do that nasty ass tongue flip???



My boo Ronnie is STILL looking good....



Loved Ciara's Red Carpet look...that dress is CUTEEEEEE!!! and EFF her calves....


Her performance got mixed reviews but HELL I actually liked it...Yeah she should've actually DANCED but hey....



Beyoncé....Dereon original???? I seriously doubt it because it's actually cute?


Her performance....BEAUTIFUL...annnd we got to see her in her Wedding Dress/Tinker Bell costume....BUT....I didn't get that shit @ all....WTF was the point??? I was expecting an MJ song or something....HIGHLY disappointed.


WACK.....


Maxwell.....mmmmm mmmmm GOOD! Definitely the HIGHLIGHT of the show for me...I don't think there was a dry pair of drawls in the building after his performance..LMAO...men included!



The GHETTO TWINS performed...




IDK which one I hated more...Keyshia's taking the lead tho....



Ne-Yo was actually my FAVE of the night even tho my heart dropped EVERY time he flipped his hat off...but I think Mike would be proud...



I was actually astonished to see Joe Jackson in the building....and my MOUTH literally DROPPED when they interviewed him on the red carpet asking about funeral arrangements and he cut off the interviewer to plug & promote his new record label....WOAH!




and the show stopper of the night....



Janet spoke on her families behalf...I was two blinks away from tears as she spoke....



All in All it wasn't a BAD show...I think the tributes could've been WAY better but they did well considering the 3 day notice...and ALL the new generation performers need to FALL BACK and watch how its done because the OJays, New Edition, BBD, Keith Sweat all the OLD SCHOOL shit had me JAMMIN'....

Oh and word on the innanets is that C.Breezy was scheduled to perform a Tribute to MJ but ole' Hawaiian Silky spokes model Al Sharpoton got him pulled from the show...How fucked up is that??? I have my opinions about it...what are your thoughts???

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"Don't Let The Door Knob Hit Ya..."

Posted Under: , , By: ODARA

Welp...I've debated for awhile now on whether or not I was actually going to share this story...and I think it's about that time. I wanted to make sure I was good and OVER it before I confessed...There are specific people who still don't actually "know" about it but hey I've come to terms with it and I'm 110% okay! (I know y'all are like WTF is she yapping about now? LOL)I'm talking about the one thing that I use to think was taboo until it happened to me....

The Day I Got Fired...


This is gonna be an odd one so bare with me...

I'd only been with the company for about 4-5 months and during that short period I can honestly say that it was the MOST stressful ordeal I've ever experienced in MY LIFE...I should've known from the beginning that something was quite "off" with these people but yet I ignored the signs in hopes of starting something "fresh". I was hired as an Admin along with 2 others. One who'd already been there & the other came along shortly after. The funny thing, from day 1 it was never "clear" on what exactly we'd be doing. The only thing I was told is that they needed "a lot" of help around the office. A few weeks had past and I found myself getting quite bored with my position and lack of responsibility. I felt like my skill set wasn't being put to use and I knew if I had any intentions on staying there...something had to be done about this. So I did what any ambitious and goal oriented individual would do....


I decided to have a sit-down with my supervisor. Let's just say she wasn't the most "intellectual" bird on the sidewalk....you know what? Phuck it! she was dumb as a doorknob and had no managerial skills WHATSOEVER! and if I saw her dumb ass on the street today I'd probably stick my foot out and watch her fall! *woosah* Okay so i gave her the spill about how I felt like I needed something more "challenging"and that I was becoming quite bored. So I WILL give her the benefit of doubt because she DID take immediate action in an effort to fix my concerns. She met with myself and a few of the managers that I had been hired to assist. They all came to an agreement that they would indeed "try" to find more for me to do...

Unfortunately, it wasn't for the better...

They started giving me BULLSH!T assignments...I mean dumb ass shit...Now don't get me wrong I knew from jump that being an Admin is like the equivalency of being an "Executive Bellhop" and being treated as a flunky was only to be expected. But when so called "managers" are delegating "tedious" assignments such as sticking tabs on 3 Manila folders or color coding a few labels it only leaves one to believe that either A.) They're insulting my intelligence B.) They really don't have shit for me to do [or] C.) They were fuckin' with me...

I concluded that it was all three...a couple months went by, a few of my tasks picked up but the majority of it was the same bullshit. And honestly my initiative started decreasing because I felt like it was in vain. My supervisor made it no better...she'd hold weekly meetings with the Admins asking how things were coming along and requesting a written report of what we did for the week...lmao..mine was always like 2 sentences of course. And on top of all that this bitch had the audacity to try and micro-manage us...She was on our backs every damn day...if it wasn't one thing it was another...always dumb shit...always get the fuck outta my face type of shit. It was more than obvious that she had ZERO managerial skills and was only "placed" in that position...well the worse got WORSE! Those people were the most meeting having people I have EVER seen in my damn life. Hell I never stayed @ my damn desk because I was ALWAYS in some type of bullshit ass meeting every 30 minutes. Oh and I can't forget I had only been there a total of 4-5 months and had already seen 15 people quit...lmao...and I'm not exaggerating it was literally 15 people I could name ALL of them. And the bad part is that we were a VERY small company...probably less than 40 employees.

Not to mention the people were weird as fuck...One of the other Admins that I'd grown close too was feeling the exact same way as me and we would vent about it daily. She was a little bit more thick skinned than me and tried to encourage & motivate me despite the circumstance. (I still talk to her today) but I was STRESSED...I mean to the point when I was thinking about those people when I went home and when I woke up...It started to take a physical toll on me...I was having headaches, my skin would breakout and my hair wasn't growing...all of which were VERY abnormal for me. My morale was on a downward spiral...

They'd assigned me to support our Technical Staff and boy was that "interesting"...The Director of Technical Support asked me to start attending their weekly meetings so I could get familiar & take the minutes....(oh what a joy) *sigh* So the first couple meetings I'd taken a few notes and to be honest I felt like a fish out of water because I wasn't exactly familiar with the "technical" lingo they were using...but nonetheless I listened and still managed to come up with the best I got from it. Welp...that wasn't good enough...Dude looked over it and told me it wasn't exactly what he was looking for...So I asked him to explain to me what it was he wanted me to make note of...and he nonchalantly responded "I don't really care to go into that..my only suggestion is for you to try and grasp it from listening @ the meetings"...LMAO! all I could think was nigg@ izzz you serious?! I'm coming to you asking what it is that you're looking for and you brush me off?

So I'm like cool, Fuck You...

My morale was already low and shit like that made me not give a damn anymore...I stopped taking notes in his meetings and at one point I even skipped a few...He never said a thing to me about it though. In fact no one EVER said a thing to me about anything I'd done good nor bad. We had an office "Retreat" coming up and I'd already made up my mind that there was no way I wanted to spend outside time with those losers.. (lmao) so I was like fuck it...I'm not going. Oh management was like "we really want you to go Odara..it'll be beneficial and you can get to know some of us better"...I was like blah blah...womp womp! Hell No I Won't Go!!! (lmfao)

So around that time our 90 day job appraisals were coming up and each manager we supported were supposed to write about our work ethic and other dumb shit. So the other two Admins get theirs and they all smiling and shit cause it's a good report I guess. So I brief over mine and it's all bad shit... "she doesn't take initiative"..."she doesn't take meeting minutes"..."she doesn't work well in groups"..."she's a good for nothing bum"...(okay I made the last one up) but that's what they were saying in so many words. So naturally I was offended and got upset...because I felt like no one EVER said shit to me about my work ethic and I was ALWAYS asking for more things to do...so I assumed there's no problem. DUH! (lmao) WRONG! So one of the ditsy ass blond directors goes over the evaluation with me...she expressed her concerns and I expressed mine....I was kinda emotional because I was just taken aback by the way some of them phrased and worded my performance in that evaluation...some of the shit they said was just cold. They made it seem like NOTHING good came from me, I wasn't worth a damn and NEVER did shit...I felt like if that was the case they should've spoke the fuck up along time ago...Now true enough I DID take my time doing some of the simple dumb shit they were giving me because I felt like that shit didn't take priority over some of the REAL work I was doing. When I first started I was bubbly, willing to help and was taking all kinds of "initiative"...but apparently nobody noticed that shit. Whatever...all that shit just gave me more ammunition to continue my job search and get the fuck outta there...

So this office retreat was approaching and they started to take notice that a bunch of people were backing out of going. So all of a sudden they hold a meeting talking about they were making it mandatory that we had to go...Needless to say I'm stubborn and when my mind is set on something that's how shits going down no questions asked.

so I was like....

Pshhhhh...I'm STILL not going...So just to cover my ass I hit up our Corporate Office and spoke with one of the broads in HR to see if making a retreat in the gotdamn woods mandatory was in accordance with policy....I think I had sent her an email prior to this regarding it too...But in so many words she shut my ass down with the quickness and was like "YES, Just go"...So the blond bitch I had a convo with earlier hit me up through email and was like "It's mandatory, and I need to know your decision by the end of the day" (lmao) Once again I'm stubborn so I took my time replying to that bitch and decided I'd respond tomorrow...And at that point I just sucked the shit up and had made up in my mind that I would go...just to save face...I felt like they already didn't like me so why add fuel to the fire...

Well...

Let's just say I think that letter to HR was the beginning of the END...I came in the next day and was having an "average" day considering the circumstances. The day was winding down and it was less than an hour until time for me to get off. At the time I didn't recognize the small things that were about to take place in such a short amount of time...but now that I look back on it...it's so clear...I was sitting @ the front office which was also a shared office and one of the ladies started asking me questions...now we'd talked before but this time it seemed slightly odd. She was asking me shit like if I thought this was a difficult environment to work in yadda yadda...she was asking me about college...what I plan to do when I finish...blah blah blah...I still didn't think anything of it because we'd talked before...and I'd considered her an "alright" person. So shortly after; our Executive Admin came yapping in my face asking me about shit that only I did or knew how to do that involved work. She started asking me for the general passwords I used when I ordered supplies for the company, where I kept keys to shit and other hoopla...she was ALWAYS a fucking pest so I STILL didn't think anything of it...

So probably about 10-15 minutes later...ditsy blond chic (I mentioned earlier) comes to the door asking can she meet with me briefly in the DIRECTOR's office...Like I said before they were ALWAYS having meetings about shit...I thought it was kinda strange that they would get @ me a half hour before it was time to leave but I STILL never put two & two together...I just figured they were gonna reprimand or try to convince my ass to go on the dumb ass retreat...So I get in the Director's office he's sitting behind his desk and ditsy blond is sitting next to an empty seat in front of him and asks me to have a seat...So blond chic is quiet the entire time and lets the Director talk...he starts off by pointing to his telephone and tells me that they have Ms. So & So from Corporate HR on the speaker phone...I'm like ummm okay?! I didn't say shit I just let him talk...Then he goes on to say "Odara you've been with us for like what 3 months now" I interrupt him and say "It's been five"...so he continues "5 months now and we just feel like you don't fit in he-----"....Before he could finish that last word I interrupted him...I smiled and said "so are you letting me go?" ....he smirks and nods yes...

Honestly I reacted differently than I thought I would've...I was really calm and numb during the whole process. So after he nods I proceed to stand up and ask "can I go collect my things now?"...He says yes and the blond chic says "Thanks fo everything Odara"...It happened so quickly I didn't know how to feel...before I walked out of the office the HR Rep, that was still on the speaker phone chimed in and said "wait...I just want to know if Odara understands why and what's going on and do you have any questions or anything to add?" (lmao...like I fuckin' cared why...all I know is they were giving my ass the boot and I wanted to Exit stage left IMMEDIATELY) So I replied to the woman on the other end of the speaker phone and said "I just need to recollect my thoughts and collect my things" she started to speak again but by that time I had already opened the door and headed back to my desk to get my shit....As I walked out of the office I noticed the Executive Admin standing outside her office door which was right next to his...and guess who was standing by her...


Mr. Technical Director himself, who was also the office's only TOKEN black guy..let's just call him "Toby"....They both glanced at me and all I could do was shake my head as I stormed back to my desk. Its funny when I think about it today...I know EXACTLY why they had Toby's ass standing outside that damn door...so fucking typical....They thought the little black girl was gonna lose her cool.....

and do this.....

and big BLACK strong monkey ass Toby was gonna save the day! LMAO...silly rabbit ass fools...like I said in the moment of it all I didn't know how to feel...I was just focused on one thing...which was getting out of that damn building. Thankfully I didn't have anything to pack but my purse and my reading glasses as I grabbed my purse out of the drawer, Ms. Executive Admin comes strutting in saying that she "has to watch me pack" and asked for my office keys.. lmao! I started to throw the keys on the floor but I took the respectful route and handed them to her...So I got my purse in one hand and I remembered that I still had some personal files on the desktop of my computer as well as some photos so I grab the mouse with intentions on deleting the shit....(I know Tech ppl can STILL recover that type of shit if they want to) but I wasn't really thinking...shit I didn't have much time to think. So as I'm dragging shit over to the recycle bin, ole girl says "Please leave the computer as it is" I responded "I have photos that I need to delete"and continue what I'm doing...so she says "Please leave everything alone or else I'm going to have to go get the Director" (lmao) So I told her "You're going to NEED the police"...hahahahaha!!! So I deleted most of my shit and she stood her ass right there and clinched her coffee stained teeth until I finished...the WHOLE time she's apologizing..."I'm really sorry"...."I'm really sorry this had to happen"...I didn't say one word...I stormed passed her and headed towards the door...then I see her ass come around the corner following me..so now I'm getting pissed...

and looking like this....

and she goes "I'm so sorry Odara but I have to walk you to the door"...I was BOILING....not only were you treating me like I stole something, but now you wanna escort my ass to the door???! I could literally feel my neck and face getting hot so I ran towards the door and I hear her heels clicking after me..."GET AWAY FROM ME" I snarled back @ her...lmao! She's steady aplogizing and I finally reach the exit...the door led to a stairwell to outside and she'd already taken my key so there was no way I could've came back up if I wanted to...I remember busting the door open with my knee (hahaha) and I SWEAR I was thinking so irrational by the time that door busted open because all I knew is if she had the AUDACITY to follow my ass down them stairs it was gonna be ME & HER in that BITCH! lmfao...I was gonna push her ass down them concrete stairs...she stopped just as I slammed the door in her face...lucky for her....

So as I'm walking to my car everything starts to hit me @ once...My thoughts were so scrambled and all I could think was shit I JUST BOUGHT A NEW CAR! lmfao! (and they KNEW that too) IDK why that was the ONLY thing that came to my mind...I didn't give a shit about my other bills because hell I stayed with my folks...LOL! So I had parked about 2 blocks over and on my way to the lot the first person I called was my MAMA! (lol) All I remember is her picking up and me saying "They just fired me" then bursting into tears...LOL!!! then she said "Just come home" (lmao...like I had somewhere else to go)....

I can actually laugh at ALL of this as I look back at it now because if anything it definitely was an experience to learn from. I was VERY unhappy there, stressed even cried about it...and I think that was God's way of removing me from the situation. I'm Thankful for it...

The even better part is that I was able to qualify for Unemployment because they reviewed my claim and concluded that since I was NEVER warned that my so called actions could or would lead to a possible dismissal...Woop! Woop!

I never missed a car note...never missed any bill because of it...that's because "the kid" is highly favored *wink*

I even remember the song that was playing in the car as I drove home that day....LOL!!!

Janet Jackson-Control








*shouts out to BJ for the gifs*



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******Sigh*******

Posted Under: , , , By: ODARA


Hey guys....as I'm sure you've noticed I've been M.I.A. around these parts...annnnnnnd it's NOT that I don't luv ya :o) Hell I've just been drawing a blank as to what to post around here. (We can also blame it on pure laziness....well some of it....okay...okay ALL of it.)

Nonetheless I've been brainstorming.....


And while this may be exciting news to most of you... (insert explicative here) I on the other hand am not THAT excited about this...but HELL it makes for good entertainment... *shrugs* Welp...some of you may or may not know that Ghey J Ray J has started casting for Season 2 of "For The Love of Ray J"....

This was my reaction after hearing this sh!t...


Yeah..Yeah this comes as no surprise, I figured the little dummy was gonna follow in the footsteps of ALL the other VH1 shows and do a sequel. Annnnnnd I know I SWORE I wasn't gonna partake in providing the weekly recaps EVER again....but... *in my Judge Mathis voice* "Times were rough...I had to make due"...(LOL) What the hell, i'm gonna give it another go...


So if you wanna take a sneak peak @ some of the newest slores auditioning for the cast...OR...if you are interested in becoming the next skeeza of love....by all means have a looksee ---> HERE. There are only 25 days left to cast your votes and enter...so JUMP on it (or not)...

*sigh* this is gonna be a wild one....

Stay Tuned...

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"Just A Teaser......."

Posted Under: By: ODARA

Most of you guys may not know that I author three blogs. All of which are of very different content....Well my newest site Lip Gloss Chronicles launched just short of a week ago and I must say it's getting off to a pretty nice start. I refuse to take all the credit for myself because I have a team of humorous, passionate, witty and inspiring co-authors who contribute to the site and have made it what it is thus far (thanks guys). So cum on over & join us...comment & show some love...get to know us...we don't bite...(unless that's what you like) lol...

Below is just a teaser of one of my erotic stories.....


Seduction on the 22nd...


I'd seen him once or twice before, just in passing and the scent of his Armani cologne lingered in the back of my mind for what seemed like a multitude of seasons. A while had gone by and what once was a gratifying yearning for something that was possibly within my grasp suddenly became a distant & intangible memory. But my longing thirst for him was only short lived until...

...I saw him again...on an elevator filled to its capacity, there he stood, in front of me. My five foot five frame vanished in the mirrored doors as I positioned my back against the wall and made room as the final occupant entered. The exterior lining of his suit brushed lightly against my hand as he eased backwards just a bit...I felt a brief pulsation in my bosom as he turned in my direction and fashioned his mahogany lips to say..."Excuse Me"....I timidly smiled and replied “No Problem”…After a few weeks which turned into a few months, passed….I began to become accustomed to his routine…not by choice but by circumstance…It was as if our alarms simultaneously echoed, as if our toast got crisp just at 7:15 …because every morning we’d cross paths in that elevator…we’d say our cordial hellos, brief conversation, even became familiar by name. But the scent of his cologne never lingered passed the 12th floor…not for me anyway…he had business to attend to and so did I…when the florescent numbers lit up & colored the number 12 in red, that was my cue…the soft chime forced my imagination to subside back to my reality as I reached my floor…He’d tell me to “Take Care” as I exited and I’d reply “Thanks, Have a Good Day”…I wondered if my lavender scent lingered as he stood alone on that elevator awaiting his destination…little did I know I’d soon have my answer....(Continue Reading Here...)

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"I Feel Like....."

Posted Under: , , By: ODARA


......Complaining

and I get sick of people saying "you don't have anything to complain about"..."be thankful for what you got"....No STFU cuz I got issues maaaaaan! I feel like being a bitch today with no just cause...I feel like being a grouch...I feel like growling @ the next person who smiles @ me....aren't we ALL entitled to have our "Get The Fuck Outta My Face" Days??? Welp, I have one of those at least once a week...iono maybe i'm pre-menstrual....Hell if I am I wouldn't know it cuz that bitch ain't regular...I don't even remember my last one...

I hate my damn job maaaaan....."Be glad you have a job" (you can STFU and chew on deeeez please) The highlight of my day is leaving work maaaaaan...."Just find another job" (how bout you just suck horse balls through an 'S' shaped straw!!!!) I hate when ppl say "find another job"....BITCH find me one....cuz the last time I checked they weren't just falling from the sky...


Why I think my coworkers be on a mission to fuck with me? Being a Receptionist is a HARD job...sadly it doesn't have to be that way...funny thing is...it's not the work but it's the people that make it so unnecessarily stressful. Why I'm bout to give y'all some prime examples of the reasons why I stay cussing?

If I didn't know no better...I'd swear there was a sign JUST like this one, flashing in neon lights above my head...IDK why err'body thinks the receptionist area is a shrine for the lost & found. Examples......(true stories)

This broad came to my desk handing me an envelope...Only thing on the envelope was our company's siggy and somebody had handwritten a name on the front....oh and I should point out that this was an EMPTY envelope... "I found this in the bathroom, in case someone comes by looking for it" yep...that's exactly what she said as she stuck out her hand to give it to me...

so you know I'm looking @ her ass like this, right?

Here's my damn issue...first off you handing me something YOU found in the BATHROOM?!!!! (you filthy bitch) What in the Figgity Fuck makes you think I wanna touch it??? What in the Figgity Fuck made YOU touch it??? Why is an EMPTY envelope relevant??? Why common sense NEVER kicked in??? Since I deal with dumb asses on the daily my solution is to get them the eff outta my face STAT....so instead of tryna create logic outta her dumb ass actions I just said "alright" and threw that hoe in the trash...she laughed & gave me a light side eye....Da fuck did she expect?

Another dumb ass day...another dumb ass time....

I get in the office early & notice there's a jacket and a cell phone just chillen on the floor...THE FLOOR!!! right in front of my desk....so I glance @ it and walk around it, sit down and mind my damn business...(hell I figured if it belonged to somebody they'd come back to get it) I for damn sure wasn't gonna touch it...so the other receptionist (the winch I can't stand) comes in and notices it on the floor...so she says "oh somebody's phone on the floor"...walked past the shit (like I did) and sat down...(oh yeah the phone even rung a couple times b4 anybody got here) I know what y'all thinking...why they didn't pick it up??!!! I'll tell you why I didn't! Bottom line people do STRANGE things around here...and I really didn't feel like getting involved...Hell for all I know somebody could've been kidnapped or murdered and that was the damn evidence...LOL! Anyway another coworker finally saw it and decided to get his "inspector gadget" on...and you better believe I let him...So he starts scrolling through the phone looking for a name or something and comes to the "brilliant" conclusion that whoever owns it is "Asian"....I just roll my eyes like well whatever then I say maybe it was someone from the cleanup crew? Then I volunteer to send a email out to everybody letting them know they need to come claim they shit if it's theirs....Bout an hour later I get an email from "the usual suspect" talkin bout it's hers, she's not in the office today and can I just put it on her desk?!!!! (and NO she's NOT Asian lol)*blank stare* who DOES shit like that? How do you forget everything you came to work with and then be all calm & collect about it?? WEIRD!

The phones also make me ill...they STAY ringing...

People STAY calling in asking dumb questions...."Is so & so here today?" (nope) "can you connect me with their assistant" (da hell makes u think they got an assistant and they a damn clerk?) "yes am I calling the unemployment office?" (no you're not) "well do you have their number?" (no but I could google it & check my local phonebook; like you should have) "I was just connected to so & so and they're not answering the phone" (silence) "mam you still there?" (yes, did their voicemail system come on?) "yes but I want to talk to them directly so I pressed 0 to get back to you" (mam my suggestion to you would be to leave a voice message so they know that you called them...they probably just stepped away for a sec) "can I hold for them" (mam, I have no way of telling if they've returned to their desk or not) "oh okay can I leave a message with you?" (I will transfer you back to their voicemail *click*)

and on top of the calls & the constant fewls in my face....

somedays I get a shitload of crap to do thrown @ me....although it's nothing I can't handle it STILL bothers me when I start looking @ my paycheck....

somedays I'm happy...most days I'm thankful...

a lot of days I just wanna stomp off and....


I try not to complain....I promise I do try...

But today ain't one of them days....

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"Oh Boy..."

Posted Under: , By: ODARA

Uhhh can you say DRAMA!!!!!!! I know I'm all late with the majority of this but...um...who cares? LOL!! Anywho I watch a LOT of reality TV & like I said last time there's no way I can cover ALL of them...So lets just deal with a few of them that concern me the MOST right now...

Charm School 3...


*sigh* So I missed the first episode but I was able to catch up last night...and real talk IDK if I'm gonna be able to continue watching this shit. First off lets state the obvious...A HOUSE FULL OF HOES IS DESTINED FOR FAILURE! And Rock of Love chic's VS Real Chance chic's WTF were they thinking exactly? Here's what bothered me about last nights show...

These Loud Mouth Winches Right Here...

They DISGUST me! Now I'm all for the fuckery like the next person BUT women...(no...no their not even WORTHY of being called women) LOT LIZARDS like these 2 skanks almost make me embarrassed that we share a common link which is our skin tone...All I could do was SMH last night as I watched what transpired...



Now true enough Bubble's ain't ALL THE WAY wrapped too tight...but isn't that all the more reason to embrace her silly ass? IDK maybe I just think differently from the norm but COWARDS prey on the WEAK & impressionable...and real talk I was kinda bothered by that bullshit...I mean the girl TRIED to stand up to the bitches & explain how they hurt her "feelings"...and what do the simple hoes do? ATTACK her even more...But that's not even the part that makes me ill...


Ricky made the decision to send the Villain home...WHICH WAS THE RIGHT CHOICE...but naturally her 3 hype men; Risky, Bay3 & So Hood felt like KiKi was soooooo mistreated during the elimination. Womp fucking WOMP! Bottom line bitch was disrespectful, confrontational & out of pocket....and after seeing the preview to next weeks episode I SERIOUSLY might not be watching the remainder of this show...since these chics are tryna make KiKi going home a RACE issue...GTFOH...shit had NOTHING to do with color...(hoodrat sumamaBITCHes) LOL!!!


College Hill...


I'm starting to kinda wonder what the acronym which is BET REALLY stands for??? (Buffoon Entertainment TV? yes? no?) Either way I'm convinced they know Exaaaaaaaaaactly what their doing to keep us tuning in...lmao!

THIS.NICCA.RIGHT.HERE

I refuse to believe he acts like that OFF camera...unh..unh...WHERE ARE HIS PARENTS??? cuz THEY need to be beat for producing such a FLAMBOYANT creature...So let me just go ahead and drop my concerns about this whole rib incident...

  • WHYyyyyyyyyyyyyy???? he had on them too little ass shorts & that smedium shirt? Was I the onlyiest one bothered by that shit???
  • OMG! The way he was sucking on that rib on the steps then looked @ the cam & gave us them GHEY bedroom eyes...LMFAO...damn near murked my soul...
  • Why was he tryna get all french talkin' about he was tryna preserve the sweet mesquite taste by placing them thangz in the microwave??? I'dda just threw them hoes in the fridge and been done.
  • But Y'all??? he KEPT describing that damn meat like he was gonna fuck it later on....lmao...savering the grilled flavors & shit...lmao..so GHEY...

Let's talk about this chic...

REVOKING.HER.ETHNIC.LICENSE

  • First off....there is NO way i'dda let his sugar in the booty ass PUNK me! Hell yeah Kathryn was wrong for touching his shit but dammit it was SO worth it...lmao
  • and he would NOT have got the whole $10 cuz she ain't eat THAT much of it... lmao he had already ate half the slab....shiiiiiid he would've got $5 @ MOST...
  • when he threw that money back on the pool table and told her to put the shit in the microwave...I was like......

  • as soon as that money dropped out his prissy ass hands...the camera men would've had to stop filming cuz it woulda took ALL of 'em to pry my grip off his throat...
  • when she actually put the money in that damn microwave I lost ALL respect for her ass...I mean she already TRIED to pay him the money...but his ass went TOO far...It's one thing to cuss her ass out about it BUT I'll be damned if a nigg@ is gonna degrade me in the process...


CAN'T.STAND.HIM


in fact ALL the dudes in the house are bitches...can't stand none of 'em...But Brandon's ass erks me the MOST. It's obvious that he's feeling himself WAY too much...Just reminds me of one of them pretty boy type dudes who THINKS & just KNOWS he's cute...lmao...(he not even cute) then he's a damn liar....I can't wait till somebody beats his ass in the house...hopefully it'll be Kyle... *PAUSE*



Taking The Stage...



So this season is over and I missed the finale...but I just wanna say DON'T SLEEP ON THIS SHOW! If you haven't been tuning in then CATCH UP!!!

OH.EM.GEE!!!



Mia is such a little skank...I'm REALLY gonna need her to get off Tyler's nutz....lol...like SERIOUSLY! This skeffa STAYS crossing the damn line for a boy that is NOT hers!!! And she is NOT totally to blame for this because Tyler has NEVER declined Mia's propositions. I do NOT understand what he sees in her OVER Jasmine!!! I mean I do think it's obvious that Tyler & Mia have a connection when it comes to their passions which is singing & dancing but beyond that point I draw a blank...lol..I don't see the chemistry...



Although I DID think Jasmine was the OBVIOUSLY better choice for him...after watching this season I can kinda SEE why he lost interest in her... She was WAY too clingy and TOO damn passive...She let Mia slide 1 too many times without checking her ass about tryna get too "friendly" with her man...and I was SOooooooooo pissed she LET Tyler breakup with her ass FIRST...lmao...he's the one being grimy and THEN he dumps her...WOW!

ALL of these kids have talent & I can't wait to see what happens next season....


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"For The Love Of Ray J *****Finale******"

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I know I'm late as hell & I sincerely APOLOGIZE!!!

Forgive me? Okay good...let's jump right in...I just wanna start off by saying my predictions I did before the show were sooooooooooooo on point!!! LOL...

Alright so we all know during the last episode he made the decision to meet the remaining three girls parents before he made his next elimination. But after Danger's very peculiar breakdown ole' Ray finally came to terms with the fact that she may be just a wee bit....ummmm...Schizo-Bipolar-ish???

So he pulls her aside & breaks down his reasoning as to why he feels like @ this point she needs to go home. Honestly, I think she took the news WAY better than I thought she would've. Then again...during her confessional she reassured us all of her psychopathic tendencies when she said "Ray and I Love each other..whoever he picks, he's gonna STILL be with me" <------ LMFAO! mmmkay?! So he breaks the news to the other girls about giving Danger the boot. And of course they're effing ecstatic!!! And I'm sure Unique was relieved that she'd no longer have to sleep under the same roof as the murderer. LOL!!!


So now it's time to head to each girls hometown & meet their folks!


Up first was Unique...They headed to Cleveland in his "Private Jet" **cough...bullshit...cough**


and during their little plane ride...I hate to say it but I knew Unique sealed her fate when she told him that she wanted him to bring "Willie" to Cleveland instead of "Ray J"...because I guess "Ray J" has too many wild tendencies for her prude ass fam! LOL...It was almost as if she was asking him NOT to be himself....and I'm sure the little fool didn't like that too much...

Now I want to take the time to point this out....

Why does this IDIOT insist on wearing that hot, dumb ass chinchilla/rabbit coat? If being named Ray-J ain't tragic enough...he just KEEPS adding insult to injury with this MESS! LOL...

Moving along...

So he meets Unique's mom, pops & 2 sisters. And right off the bat they seemed like a pretty cool little family...nowhere near as prudish as I thought they'd be. LOL!


So they're all chit chatting it up over dinner THEN Unique's mom starts grilling his ass! LOL..

And she was going HARD!!! Had Ray-J all nervous & shit, sweating bullets @ the dinner table. And to be honest...I wasn't even mad @ moms because she was just doing what any REAL parent would do...which was grill his ass about his intentions with HER daughter. And he tripped me out when he told Unique's mom that she reminded him of HIS mother....Maaaaaan puh-lease Unique's mom kept it TRILL...his mom on the other hand was just cold & ratchett for no damn reason ...no comparison.

and while the lil dummy was doing this....

Pops was chillin' in the sidelines cracking the hell up...Daddy was KOOL with it...LOL!!!!


Sooooo after they wrapped things up & said their goodbyes it was time for Ray to fly out to Cocktails hometown Sacramento...


and immediately after meeting her folks...Ray J felt right @ home...I mean what better way to shake off the nerves than to partake in a round of shots with the fam....


Dinner @ Cocktail's house was like one big Fiesta!!! Although everything was pretty spunky nothing really "mind boggling" happened (see Ray J for the definition of that term) LOL! So to sum up all the dullness in a few words...

Boy ate Goat...

Boy hated Goat...


Yeah that was pretty much the highlight for me...LOL!!!

But I gotta say I found it kinda surprising when Ray J said he still kinda felt out of his element with Cocktail's family & felt more @ home with Unique's...

Maybe it was because Cocktail's Mamacita spoke no English or maybe it was because she mentioned she wanted a Bus Load of nietos (grandchildren)! IDK??? Anyway it was time for them to say Adios and head to Vegas for the final elimination!

So he had a final one on one with each girl before he made his decision....

Unique...

During their private dinner I came to the realization that this bitch is GOOFY as hell!!! LOL...IDK what took me so long to realize this but all her womp womping & monster laughs were hella ANNOYING!!! Anyway she finally opened up to him & expressed her feelings. She told him that she always liked him but it wasn't until after he met her fam that she felt a stronger connection & was really starting to fall for him. Ray seemed a little taken aback by her initial statement because he felt like he always liked her without second guessing. But none of that changed where things were headed & he invited her back to his room for a little "desert"...

He bought her (well somebody bought it) a diamond necklace...


And for the rest of the night they did a whole lot of this.... ***gag***



Cocktail...


One thing I knew from the jump was that her date would be far from DULL...So she puts on her little "Freakum Dress" & heads to dinner with "her man"...

So off the bat Ray J starts grilling her ass to see what her expectations & intentions are for him. And of course the bitch starts crying AGAIN! LOL!!! Then Ray J asked her what she thought of Unique & of course this was the most opportune time to rat her ass out AGAIN...that's what she does best...DUH! So she's yapping about how fake she thinks Unique is and the most entertaining part of it all was when she called Ray J's ass a RAPPER!!! LMFAO! Woooooh never a dull moment I swear.

Then the waiter brought out Cocktail's gift....

The ninja's a pimp...gave BOTH of they asses the same damn necklace...LOL

After dinner he takes her back to the hotel for a nightcap...Very Romantic...Roses, Champagne & Lingerie...and oh yeah a stripper pole in the shower.....


And girlie gave him quite a show...


So the next day he arranges for both of the girls to go shopping for the final eliminations. All I gotta say is Unique has TERRIBLE taste! LOL! Every dress she tried on was HIDEOUS!


But...it was finally time for a decision to be made....

Unique...she just wasn't what he was looking for. It was more so of a physical attraction than a real connection...And the thing that really killed her chances was when she told him that she liked him now more so than she did before...which had him wondering what exactly were her thoughts of him "before"...I think Ray J said it best when he said "I'd rather you be with a man who is what you want & not what could be what you want"...and all I could think was DAMN she had to get her shit pressed out for nothing...LOL!!!!


Cocktail...Bottom line he felt like he could be himself 100% around her. She was spunky, had personality, and never once asked him to change who he was...Yeah she was a snitch throughout the entire ride but hell it WORKED!!! So kudos to her....the GOLD DIGGER got her man!!!!!!!!

I give them all of three weeks before they introduce Season 2 of this shit! LOL!!! And I will NOT be doing a Recap if there is another season of this mess...LOL...this one murdered my soul enough & depleted WAY too many braincells....But it was very entertaining & I appreciate all of you who rode with me on this....

y'all know what to do... SPEAK ON IT.....


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"In The Mean Time"

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Hey guys!!! I'll be back tonight with the Recap of the Ray-J Finale!!! Remember tonight's the Reunion Show...I don't know about y'all but I can't WAIT!!!! In the meantime get your music fix on & DOWNLOAD the mixtape I did over the weekend...Hope ya like it!!!

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"For The Love Of Ray J:Ep. 10 ***Exclusive Edition****

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Y'all already know there's NO WAY I'm recapping that mess they showed on last Monday!!! In case ya missed it they aired the "never before seen" footage from the show. And I don't think I'm speaking alone when I say the shit was BORING! So nonetheless I REFUSE to speak on that fuckery!!!

but...But...BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

y'all DO know what tonight is riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?!

It's the Finale!!!! The lil' dudes gonna meet their folks THEN pick his girl....What are YOUR predictions?

These are mine.....(oh & since I've been called a SLUT in a previous post for saying what these hoes make OBVIOUS) lol...I decided to use more flattering pics of these tramps ladies!


Tonight's Predictions.............

he's gonna kick Psychopath to the curb first....

(She looks VERY pretty in this pic above)


Gubment: Monica Leon
Alias: Danger
Synopsis: Crazed, Slightly Schizo-Bi-Polar-Luna-bitch who's developed a swift & uncanny (kinda fatal attraction'ish) love for Ray J.
Hobbies: Climbing Trees @ 4am, Smoking, Smashing the homies
Highlight Episode: The Lie Detector Test which revealed she's actually "contemplated" murdering one of the girls..LMAO!
Why She's Getting The Deuces: The bitch is KAH-RAY-SAY...enuff said! and plus the fact that Ray J probably doesn't wanna risk waking up next to her with a 12 inch rusty machete cocked in his spine :o)

The Prude will be the runner up....

( I will refrain from discussing her curly Reponsal wig...I just won't do it)


Gubment: Danielle Pastorino
Alias: Unique
Synopsis: Self Proclaimed "good girl", with a so "believable" (<---sarcasm) church going, old fashioned image.
Hobbies: Knitting, Shopping for stockings & coordinating knee highs to go w/ her Sundays best, Manipulating hoes... <---Say what ya wanna but the bish was SMART!
Highlight Episode: When her & Danger had their confrontation in the kitchen..which ended with her doing this...
Why She's Getting The Deuces: While she's a cute girl & seems to be the most "sane" out of the three..I still don't think she possesses the total package in which Ray J's looking for. (and WTF he's looking for IDK???) and she's still kinda "questionable" as far as where her intentions reside.

The Gold Digger's gonna Reign in Victory....


(I couldn't find any "rare" pics...she was nakie in ALL of them)


Gubment: Joanna Hernandez
Alias: Cocktail
Synopsis: Self proclaimed "gold digger"
Hobbies: Gold Digging, Crying, Reality Show Whoring, Snitching, Lying...do I need to go on?!
Highlight Episode: When she cried on the first damn show talking about she CARES for him!! LOL
Why She's Taking The Crown: She's a fantastic actress?! Well not really but Ray J seems to think so...b/c he's constantly falling for her little "I'm so into you" act she's been portraying all along. I don't think there's anything THAT special about her that specifically lures him in to pick her BUT I will say she's like a chameleon when it comes to him...she likes whatever he likes and I think that's the promising attribute that's gonna SEAL her VICTORY tonight...but since she HAS admitted to being a "gold digger" in a prior reality show I think she's in for a huge Reality check...which is the fact that he's broke! <----HAHA!!! (well he's probably not BROKE but the ninjas not ballin') Anywho...he's ghey, his singing sucks annnnnnnd he's a mamas boy...so CONGRATULATIONS Cocktail you're in for a REAL treat. POW!


Alright hurry up people!!!! Gimme YOUR predictions before the show tonight!!!! LETS GO!!!!



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"I Betcha Want The Goodies...A Little Link Love"

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  • The Slorebag is baaaaaaaack....check out why SuperDome's still yapping about Eddie Winslow over @ NecoleBitchie 's crib...
  • Go get your music & fashion fix over @ Neon Limelight ....I HEART their design!
  • Grab yourself some deals & steals over @ FlyHoney's haven...and check out her granny panties too..HAHA!!
  • Is Matthew McConaughey feeling some kinda way about black women?! With his FINE ass...lol...you be the judge and head on over to The Blog Chic and get the scope...
  • Is blogging etiquette just a game? Go take a peep @ my neighbor Sincere Thoughts house and find out....(I love the new layout btw)
  • Can't get enough of that MTB4 fuckery? Go get your laugh on as VIchick gives each member a little does of therapy @ Candy Diaries ...
  • Hating?! we've all done it @ some point whether we want to admit it or not...go have a look-see over @ my home girl's spot Martini & Scotch ...
  • Ever been a victim of date rape? No...lemme rephrase that...Ever been date raped by an R&B Seal?! LOL <--- you gotta read it to understand the hilarity...check out my brother Raw Dog Buffalo's tale of a date gone WRONG!
  • Catch up on all the hot, new music & album reviews over @ SoundSavvy ....<---it's a HOT site "and I got the text messages to prove it" <---LMFAO!
  • Get even MORE music & movies over @ my bro's crib HHU2 ...

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"For The Love Of Ray J:Ep. 9"

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SORRY I'M SO LATE WITH IT GUYS!!!

If you all missed this one...well gotdammit you missed out!!!! lol...This episode SOLIDIFIED Ray J's WACKassedNESS.....So this go round was all about the ladies (and I do use the term "ladies" lightly) meeting the people who were very near & dear to his heart....which of course were his friends & family... ***sigh*** I am so mad @ him for including his ENTIRE family in this bullsh#t!!! First off this show is NOT serious enough for him to make those girls meet his whole damn family...But as usual I'm gonna sum up the events & give you guys my take on it...


First "Meet & Greet" he introduces the chics to his Grandmother, Cousin & his God Sister (how many god sisters he got???)

So during their little lunch...Ray J gave his fam the opportunity to grill each girl and ask them a few questions...Here's what stood out to me...

Unique....although out of the three I STILL like her the most...but I STILL wanted to smack the shit outta her for putting up that dumbass "good girl" front...Didn't matter what the hell they asked her...because she STAYED telling them "I'm old fashioned"..."I'm the kinda girl who'd be @ home cooking for my man"....Girl Bye! PLEASE STFU!!!!

Cocktail...this broad is no where near believable to me...I don't get why she's still in the competition...she's so damn phoney...this chic LIES and cosigned with Unique's "good girl" act talkin' about she's old school & was raised in a catholic home womp..womp..WOMP!!!


Danger...as usual the bitch was just damn weird...they asked her about that dumbass TAT on her face then she goes over to grandma so she can get a closer look @ the shit...

"unh...unh...I don't see the tiger"

LMFAO!!!!! grandma got jokes!

Alright so up next he takes them to meet his "friends"...which was one of the most hilarious parts of the damn episode.

So apparently Ray J's "entourage" or whatever is very ummm different? The ninja hangs out with Warren G. & muthafuckin' TOM GREEN <<---- lmao!!! where in the HELL did they dig his ass up from??? Unique & Cocktail were just BORING as hell....So lets jump to the not so boring part...the lady who never has a dull moment.....none other than....

Danger....


So instantly she's connecting with some of Ray's pals and coincidentally she discovers that they have a few "mutual" friends in common...Apparently she actually went on a date or "hung out" with this character....LOL


Annnnd if that wasn't enough....


She got in an argument with this chic above after admitting to smashing one of Ray J's homeboys....LMFAO!!! But I mean eventho I don't care for the girl; in her defense she had no clue this dude had any ties to Ray J...so that shit is really irrelevant. But nonetheless Ray J's crew gave him the rundown about what she said...and our pal TOM GREEN debuted the new hit song that's currently stuck in all of our heads...LOL

DANGER......SHE SMASHED THE HOMIE.......

(check the 3:39 mark for the infamous song LOL)

Oh and don't get it twisted...my girl Lil'muthafuckin' B...was STILL in the building....lmfao she was just laying low this episode...


Soooo.....now the girls get to meet his parents....(YIKES) They all met pops before in a previous episode so none of them were worried about him....HOWEVER...

Mom Dukes was a different story...she had the hoes shaking in there boots...LOL...So since I have so much I want to address about this broad I'm just gonna drop my concerns below...

  • Whaaaaaaaat the FUCK was up with that dry ass jherrie curl she was rocking???
  • Who cosigned that shit???
  • Was she FUCKING serious??? LMAO!!!
  • Why are my instincts telling me that Ray J's a lil' punk ass mamas boy???
  • Why was she acting like that lil' nigg@ is a prize???
  • "I can tell in 30seconds if a woman is good for my son or not" WTF was that about???
  • Why I get the feeling she's a little bit loonier than Danger???
  • Why I also get the feeling that Papa Norwood be wearing her panties because OBVIOUSLY she's wearing the pants....LOL
  • Why I woulda quit the show after she told them girls "if somethings wrong with my baby send him home to his mama"???
  • Why that solidified her looniness???
Since I can talk about her Crazy ass all day...lets just keep it moving to the individual convos she had with each girl....

  • Cocktail...Snitching & fake as susual
  • Unique...Still womping about her "good girl" image...talkin' about she's in the choir @ church and she's a PRUDE...BLAH...BLAH...BLAH....
  • Danger...still a looney ass broad!!!
So her ass starts crying & shit talking about she's emotional because she just started her period....W......T......F.....??? HAHA!!! Then she goes into some dumbass childhood story about getting punched in the face as a baby because of the way she looked....oooookay?!

Needless to say Mommy Dearest wasn't impressed with any of the girls. And when Ray J asked her what she thought about the 3 of them...this was her response....

A big Hell No to all of them...LMFAO!!! Her logic...she didn't think he would be safe with Danger, she didn't think Unique would be true to him and I guess she didn't really give a shit about Cocktail...

So finally it's elimination night...


and in the midst of Ray J making his decision...Ms. Drama Queen starts getting "sick"! "can you wrap it up cuz i'mma die...I'm having a panic attack...somebody's gonna have to drive me to the hospital"...


And after all of that....he didn't eliminate anyone yet because he says before he makes his final decision he feels like he needs to meet their parents in order to learn more about each girl. WOW....so this should be VERY interesting & entertaining...LOL...

WELP folks until next week I guess...Let me know your thoughts...

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"Monday Mixxer"

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So you guys know I'm a Reality TV Show Junkie!!! And since there's nooooooo way I can RECAP all of them, I'm just gonna take this time out to drop my concerns on some of the shows I do watch....

First up,

MTB4.....or as I like to call it "Diddy Destroying Dreams Pt. 4".....

Personally I think somethings wrong with the boy....


and when I say somethings WRONG...I mean like two chromosomes away from being schizo or bi-polar...It's so obvious that his issues are far beyond what meets the eye.

Exhibit A:

It all started off as a lightweight brawl or misunderstanding he had with a random cab driver who he "claims" disrespected or slammed the door on his girl Dawn's finger...Soooo we all gave him the benefit of doubt right? Because hey they ARE in New York and it's no secret that the Cabbies are RUDE....

hmmm...but here's when we start to get a little bit optimistic over that logic.....


Exhibit B:

So apparently the two "lovebirds" were strolling the "pleasant" streets of the NYC getting their "cupcake" on, when all of a sudden they were JACKED by three unknown assailants who robbed them and took off with their personal belongings....once again I tried to pass this off as maybe a stroke of bad luck? hmmm yeah maybe?!

But soon I began to question my own reasons for trying to make logic out of the remainder of events which soon followed....


Exhibit C:


Exhibit D:



Exhibit...ahh hell I lost count

Notice the TREND in the evidence? Dude is starting beef with EVERYONE!!! and STAYS pointing the finger @ anyone in sight...Now some may blame it on poor "editing" but I call bullsh#t....Que is PARANOID......Fights with cab drivers, three unknown assailants, two of your group members annnnnnnd your MANAGER are NOT all just coincidental...it's something DEEPER and everyone realizes this EXCEPT Que....lol...


I'm just gonna need Dawn to do a better job @ hiding her panties because OBVIOUSLY her boo has been trying them on...LMAO!


Oh and for all you ladies that are madly in love with Lil' Ginuwine "Baby Hair" Jr. AKA Willie...If you're not following him on Twitter you may wanna start -----> Willie_Day26 <------ because for the last couple of days he's been saying that he'll call the first 5 people who drop him their digits via twitter...so if ya' wanna talk to ya boy GET ON IT....PRONTO!!!

Up Next....

Celebrity Apprentice.....

I think it's pretty much safe to say that "raccoon hair" has officially lost his damn mind...So last night each team had to create a commercial for the laundry detergent brand "ALL" using various resources...yeeeeeeeeah the commercials were dumb as hell annnnd the Network HATED their ideas...LOL...so I understand the reasoning behind eliminating two contestants last night since both teams equally SUCKED! But I was in f*cking utter SHOCK @ not just the two ppl he decided to boot BUT the reasoning behind his choices....


Tionne aka T-Boz....He gave her the boot because she volunteered to come back into the board room to support Melissa Rivers. And according to Trump he previously canned a prior contestant for doing the same thing. Made nooooo f*cking sense @ all!!!


Klhoe Kardashian....he brought up her infamous DUI incident which she was charged for in the past and he wasn't amused by the fact that she had once been arrested for this. But he still donated $20k to her charity.

So the whole T-Boz thing was Random & Stoooopid but here's what concerns me about him firing Khloe. For starters he acted as if this was his first time finding out about the whole DUI thing which may be the case.....but in my opinion that's totally HIS fault for not researching her history or doing a background check on the girl...I know it's a game but wouldn't a REAL employer do that? It's not like they asked her about it & she lied...He got rid of two people who were actually assets to the show. His decision was irrational and 100% based on "personal" feelings alone; had absolutely nothing to do with their performance nor their work ethic....(sounds WAY too familiar lmao) needless to say I won't be watching the remainder of this season...it needs a little more "pigment" in it to keep my attention if you know what I mean...LOL


***Sigh***

College Hill....

This is one of the VERY reasons why I stopped watching BET a loooong time ago!!! Besides the fact that the majority of their shows are EXTREMELY dull...when they do have semi-interesting shows it's usually a complete and utter mess...lol...

Geez...this show hasn't been on but a good hot second & ninjas are ALREADY fighting. Which was bound to happen anyway with 8 black folks living in the same damn house...sad but true. This is the VERY same reason why there will NEVER be an all black cast on shows like "The Real World" haha!!! I don't feel like going into great detail about all this nonsense so I'm just gonna drop my concerns on last weeks episode in the form of Why's...(and YES I jacked the why concept from my e-people Bammy & Chrissy over @ 2 Ditzy Broads <-------- It's all love!!! and if you've never peeped their site make sure you go check it out....especially on Why Wednesdays)

  • Why...BET keep coming back with more seasons of this show???
  • Why...they don't comprehend that 8 nigg@s under 1 roof is a disaster waiting to happen???
  • Why...it's been a physical altercation EVERY season????
  • Why...them hoes was arguing over how many pageants they been in???
  • Why...they both act like lil' ghetto miss teen usa contestants???
  • Why...I still don't get how this argument started but I bet it was dumb as fuck???
  • Why...I only watched this episode cuz I wanted to see the fight???
  • Why...I was greatly disappointed @ the outcome of events???
  • Why...I already knew the lil' Jamaican chic was a lil' Rihanna waiting to happen???
  • Why...when ole' girl picked up that poole stick my eyes got wide as hell???
  • Why...I woulda KILT that trick AFTER she put that shit down lmfao! ???
  • Why...she did ALL that popping off @ the mouth & picking up objects & didn't do shit???
  • Why...the Jamaican chic jumped in the air when she took off and threw the first hit???
  • Why...she only pulled her hair tho???
  • Why...I was greatly disappointed @ the hair pulling???
  • Why...I wanted to see a REAL fight???
  • Why...I woulda paid to see the ghey dude Kyle whoop boff of they asses???
  • Why...when island girl pulled Terri's hair I was VERY concerned for her edges???
  • Why..I wish she was as concerned for her edges as I was since they already looked like victims of abuse???

  • Why...Me & MissOMG have already concluded that Milan is really Angel Lola Luv in a disguise & a deflated booty???



I loooooooooooove the F*ckery!!!

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"For The Love Of Ray J:Ep. 8"

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So this episode started off right after the previous episodes eliminations...and yalls girl Danger is walking around the crib ranting & shit about Unique...

Talkin' about how pissed she is that the chic is still there...blah..blah..womp..womp..and the other 2 chics were looking @ her like.....


LMFAO...they think she's KAH-RAY-ZAY....(which is a very accurate assumption)

Soooooo Danger had a word with Ray J outside....and I'm just gonna be honest...I don't remember WTF she said to him because I couldn't get over the nigg@ standing outside....

looking like this....

Somebody PUH-LEAAAASE explain to me why this dummy STAYS walking around in these dumb ass furs? Dude yall are in L.A. it's GOT to be like 117 degrees & he wanna chill outside in burgundy rabbit fur...lmfao!

On to this weeks challenge...

I'd be lying if I said I didn't "slightly" miss Lil' B presenting the challenge this week...eventho I STILL think her role is EXTREMELY pointless...she's become part of the show & I missed the lil annoying girl okay! haha!!

So Ray J tells the girls that he wanted them to write down 10 question each for every girl in the house...they could ask anything they wanted but they had to be yes or no type questions...and he also asked them to write down 10 questions that they wanted to know about him....so he gave them an hour to brainstorm....



annnnnnd after all my worry & my heartfelt plea...guess who finally shows up...

My Girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lil' mutha'fuckin 'B...

She was probably in the back sharpening pencils or some shit...lol...Anyway...Ray J tells the chics that Trust is one of the biggest things he looks for in a relationship...and what better way to see if a girl is trustworthy???

hook that bitch up to a polygraph machine...lol...but there was a twist of course...the person who would be asking the questions that the girls wrote down was none other than....

Dun....Dun...Dun....


his big sis Ms. Brandy!!! (who looked very cute btw) so Brandy asked the questions they had for Ray J first...the only one that made me DIE was the question that Danger asked which was "Do you love me?" bwahahaha...he opted out answering it & passed on it...and Danger's ass murdered my soul even worst when she said he chose not to answer it so he wouldn't hurt the other girls feelings....LMFAO!!!! definitely DELUSIONAL!!! the rest of the questions they had for him were very DULL so I'm just gonna move right along to the interesting part...These are some of the ones that stood out to me...


Unique...

  • Is your classy good girl image just a front???...."NO" = FAIL
  • Do you think you're better than the other girls in the house???..."YES" = PASS
  • Are you doing this show to get exposure???... "NO" = FAIL
  • Have you ever lied to Ray J???... "NO" = FAIL

Have you ever wanted gastric bypass surgery??? LMFAOOOO!!! okay we already know that was most definitely one of Danger's questions...she basically lied on the whole damn test or skipped most of the questions...

Cocktail...

  • Are you worried about unique as your competition???..."NO" = FAIL
  • Do you consider yourself a gold digger???... "NO" = FAIL
  • Do you feel like you need a man to complete you???... "YES" = PASS



Chardonnay...

  • Are you here for Ray J's money???... "NO" = PASS
  • Will you ever stop stripping???... "YES" = PASS
  • Do you drink alcohol everyday???... "YES" = PASS


Danger...

  • Are you still in love with any ex boyfriends???... "YES" = PASS
  • Have you ever dated anyone for their money???... "YES" = PASS
  • Have you ever been called mentally unstable???... "YES" = PASS
  • Have you ever stalked an Ex???... "YES" = PASS
  • Have you ever had a restraining order against you???... "NO" = FAIL
  • Have you ever threatened or tried to physically harm a boyfriend???... "YES" = PASS
  • Have you had thoughts about KILLING any of the girls in the house???... "YES" = PASS

OMFG!!!! this bitch is PHYSCHO!!!! she basically answered YES to EVERY damn question...but thoughts of KILLING one of them chics....unh..unh...get her a straight jacket...PRONTO!!!! Then Unique's ass said she was gonna sleep with one eye open...bitch you BETTER!!!!!! lol....So after Danger has her dramatical emotional breakdown...Brandy & Ray gather the chics to announce the results....



Unique 73%.......Cocktail 80%.....Danger 90%....and Chardonnay 93%

Chardonnay wins the date since she had the most truthful answers...So Brandy sticks around for a few & mingles with the girls...After rapping with them for a bit she pulled baby bro to the side and gave him the rundown on what she thought of the them...


Basically she said Cocktails insecure, she likes Unique...Danger's got a lot of love but emotional (no shit)...and Chardonnay is on the show for him...So after wrapping up all the madness Chardonnay goes on her solo date with Ray...and everything was going quite smooth until...

Until he told her she got that "homie type vibe"..uh oh...definitely not a good look for her....so after dinner he took her to one of their mutual stomping grounds...lol...the STRIP CLUB!! Yeeeeah!!!! lol....and ya know it wouldn't evennnnnn be right if she didn't bless the audience with one of her "tricks"


This girl!!!!!! climbed the pole and fell into a gotdamn split!!!! OMFG!!!!! Soooo the thing that had me cracking up the most about their little outing was that they were playing one of his songs in the strip club....booooooooooy STOP!!!! lmfao...I'm just gonna assume he had a CD in his pocket & slipped it to the DJay on the way in...because I KNOW them ninjas had no clue who he was & aren't just rotating his shit on the regular in there...LOL



Sooooo back @ the house Danger's yapping to Ray about her emotions...blah..blah...womp..womp...He told her he doesn't judge people by their past then somehow brought her comfort by saying....
"maybe 2 yrs ago a girl got smart & you might've stabbed that bitch...but that's your past"...lmao W.......T......F......!!!! ok I'm sure that was a hypothetical statement but ummmm....shit did NOT help @ all...bottom line the bitch is KAH-RAY-ZAY....and for some reason Ray J is not in fear for his life nor his safety...lol

Then he gathers all the girls and says he's got an announcement...he decided to make his eliminations early this go round because he was clear on what choice he needed to make...


Chardonnay....

I knew when he said she was like a "homie" her fate was sealed in that one word...Sweet girl & out of all the others she was probably the one who was most in the competition for him...But he just wasn't feeling her in that way and you can't but a puzzle together if the pieces don't fit...I'm gonna miss her and her tricks...LOL...

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"I Ain't A Killa But Don't Push Me"

Posted Under: , , , By: ODARA

I believe the late great Tupac pretty much summed up the way I'm feeling right about now with that one line....hence the title of this post. People who know me personally definitely understand my personality...I can be quiet but by no means shy...sometimes I'm sarcastic but never in a belittling way...I may often seem to wear a delicate exterior which is often misinterpreted as a form of subconscious fragility...in which I consistently find myself having to set a clear message to those who doubt my ability to recognize & interpret their weak & deliberate attempts to cause distress . But I think the most important attribute about me in which I'm sure the majority of you can relate is the fact that I recognize that there are certain types of people we have or will come across in life whose sole purpose is to make YOUR life miserable because their life lacks substance or fulfillment.

Which brings me to the subject I want to pinpoint in this post. I can think of a lot of ways to sugarcoat the statement I'm about to make...HOWEVER as my daddy once told me "you can't put sugar on shit & call it a cupcake" LOL....Alright enough of the dramatics already..bottom line is I HATE LIARS! In fact I also HATE the womb which procreated & gave them life...I know that sounds harsh but that's the way I feel right about now **shrugs** So here's what happened...You all may remember my lovely coworker "Sue"

whom I introduced you to in a previous post. Well "Sue" has once again managed to slither her demented borderline schizophrenic & wayward ass back across my path...and this time she's reached the point of no return...

Peep the story...

So in my office, lawsuits come through on a daily basis and we have designated individuals who are allowed to accept the lawsuits; which isn't a hard thing...the only requirements are a signature & recording what you received & when you received it in a log book; which happens to sit on my desk. Sounds simple enough right? Well the only problem is that almost ALWAYS I have to revert to tracking a mofo down when someone comes in to serve the documents. We have 5-6 ppl who are authorized to sign for them and I usually rotate who I call up to handle the ish. Well we had already received a couple earlier that day and I utilized other people to handle them..but this time it was "Sue's" turn. Mind you she only sits like a couple feet away from me but I can't see her from where I'm sitting...and just to refresh you guys this is the same woman that everyone blames her smart ass mouth on the "stroke" she had a few years back...womp...womp..blah fuckin' BLAH!

So I give her a call...

ME: Hey Sue we have a lawsuit up front that needs a signature...do you mind coming up and signing for it?
Sue: I'm kinda in the middle of something right now that I really can't break away from...can you try calling some of the others on the list...
ME: **Deep Sigh** OK Sue I'll try that...
Sue: I mean if you can't get anybody else THEN I'll come up...
ME: **click**

So @ this point I'm instantly agitated with the broad because she has some type of lame excuse as to why she can't come up & sign for the sh!t EVERY time I ask her...She ALWAYS makes this simple shit so damn difficult...and I'm not gonna beg the bitch to do HER job...So I proceed to call 2 other ppl on the list & neither of them are @ their desk...and I'm like EFF it I'm calling this ho back...

2nd call...

ME: Sue I was unable to reach anyone else can you please come up and sign for this lawsuit...
Sue: Did you call everybody on the list?
ME: Sue the gentlemen is waiting in the lobby for a signature on this lawsuit...**Deep Sigh**
Sue: **she duplicates my deep sigh & then asks**You know I noticed that you sighed the first time you called me & your doing it again why is that?
ME: Sue I am NOT about to have a 30 minute interrogation with you...all I need YOU to do is come up here & sign for this lawsuit...you have a good day and I'll see you in a sec. **click**

damn right! I hung on up on that ass...so @ this point I'm LIVID! And after about a good 5-6minutes dumb ass finally creeps past me to go to the front & sign for the document. So she says a few words to ole boy out front (I sit behind a window so I can see them in the lobby) then she turns to me through the window & says that the dude won't accept a signature from anybody except the director of our company. My immediate response was "That's what they all say" (all the lawsuits are served in the directors name but the director NEVER actually signs for them hence the reason why we have certain authorized people who do so) So basically "Sue" was just being an asshole right now. So then this bitch turns back to the dude and tells him "well SHE just said that's what you all say" RED FLAG...now not only is the bitch being a smart ass but now she's deliberately being vindictive by getting the dude involved in this petty mess. So then she asks me "Do you want me to get the director?" and I responded "if that's what you want to do"...So the director comes up front accepts the shit, signs for it, makes a joke & peaces out...FYI all the people on the list are dudes except "Sue's " delusional ass...and I NEVER have issues with them coming to sign for shit...I ask them can they come up front they say sure why not, we yippity yap for a bit make jokes then they bounce...NEVER had a problem with any of them...

So @ this point I'm @ my desk doing this...

I had to have a talk with the Lord yall...Because like I mentioned before "Sue" has a smart ass mouth and she has the tendency to NOT know when to STFU! I knew for a fact that if she came to my desk popping off before I had the chance to calm down...I would no longer be mentally capable of making sound judgment towards my immediate reaction.

Then I started to get VIVID images in my mind of my next photo shoot looking something like this...

Well all I can say is that my prayer worked. "Sue" went back to her desk & the remainder of my day was very peaceful...Although in the back of my mind I already knew this wasn't the conclusion to this episode. See "Sue's" a simple bitch and simple bitches are VERY predictable...

The next afternoon my boss pulls me aside and asks if she can have a word with me...I already KNEW what was up...then she went on to explain that she got a "complaint" about me having some type of "attitude" with a customer yesterday...So I give her one of those sideways grins and explain to her that I'm already aware of who the complaint came from and I also make her aware that I was NEVER once rude to the dude who was there with the documents yesterday. Then I put "Sue's" ass on blast and tell my boss how I ALWAYS have issues with her when it comes to signing for shit that she's supposed to damn sign for.

So Boss Lady goes on to say "you know I only came to you so you could be aware of what was going on...but when she came to me I never once thought this was true about you because I've received nothing but COMPLIMENTS in regards to your customer service". Then she says she knows how "Sue's" personality is & she's not the easiest person to get along with...and "she wasn't like this before the STROKE"....(in my mind I'm calling BullSh!t) but I continue to listen to her ass.

Then she continues to say some REALLY fucked up shit...

Well given the circumstances it may just be easier if you could just avoid calling her to come & sign for the documents unless it's absolutely necessary...you know so you won't have to deal with her...


and the whole time she was saying that shit...she had the nerve to be smiling & looking like this...


Right then is when I knew I wasn't dealing with a full deck of cards...So I simply responded by telling Boss Lady that "I don't think it's fare to me nor fare to the customer if we just avoid her because she's not interested in doing her job" Honestly I knew that statement was in vain but I had to tell the truth... It's not even in me to be passive about ignorant shit because I feel like if I don't nip things in the bud then that just gives situations like these more time to grow & causes more in depth problems. But when you have a supervisor who has that "I don't wanna deal with it" mentality then you might as well be conversing with a brick wall...So we wrapped the little pointless meeting up & i went back to my desk...

then I got to thinking...

This bitch just blatantly LIED on me...and never once mentioned what SHE did to cause this disruption...once again a classic example of a "simple bitch"...and the funny thing is earlier that day I remember passing her a couple of times around the office, neither of us spoke but each time I passed her she was jumpy & came to a sudden halt with this dumb ass shocked look on her face...it didn't dawn on me why that was until now. I'm guessing she didn't know what exactly to expect from me...or in laments terms the bitch was scared! I find it funny how people have balls the size of grapefruits when it comes to snitching or in her case LYING behind closed doors but yet tremble in fear when the accused is standing right in front of you.

Now I'm a very forgiving person in the majority of circumstances because I realize that if I set a positive tone despite what I've faced then I ultimately reap the greater reward...and then again I'm still human & imperfect...and right now I can't get out of my mind that this bitch LIED on me with seemingly no remorse...

So as far as I'm concerned....

the sweet Odara is only a distant memory when it comes to "Sue"...I may "seem" silent but I can be very venomous with my approach.... ***evil laugh & rubs hands together*** In due time my dear...In due TIME!!!

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"For The Love Of Ray J:Ep. 7"

Posted Under: , , By: ODARA

Ladiessssssssss Come Get Your Maaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!



Alright so this weeks challenge was all about giving back to the "community" (well kinda) LMAO when they pulled up to the building I was like OMG he's taking the whores to church...haha!!!


Anyway...the girls were split up & teamed together with the children from The Norwood Family Youth Foundation. Each team had to make pancakes & serve them to the church goers and would raise money based off of donations during the event. So I'm just gonna have to auto assume that NONE of these women have children...lol...because they had no clue WTF to do...The kitchen was complete chaos...children running everywhere, pancakes burning, the slores not knowing how to use a measuring cup...lmao an utter MESS!

But the highlight for me was this...


Danger's dumbass prepping the pancake batter like she was baking muthafuckin' biscuits....Hahahahaahh!!! WTF? Wheeeeeew these chics never seize to amaze me...How the eff do you BAKE a pancake?

So @ the end of the fiasco Ray & Lil' B counted each teams earnings...

The Winners....

The Blue team made $95 in donations & reigned as the champs. But it was still left up to the kiddies to decide which out of the three they thought should get the solo date...



and Cocktail fake ass mommy dearest was selected for the one on one with "her man"


The solo date was BORing....they chatted, they kissed, she snitched (as usual), they kissed again oh and he bought her diamond earrings...

Meanwhile....


Feisty's back @ the house getting FADED as usual...


And ole' devious Unique is encouraging her to get sloppy drunk...which isn't a very hard thing to do by the way...LOL

Anywho...I'm just gonna bypass Unique & Chardonnay's one on one time with Ray J because it was DULL and he claimed he wasn't feeling well and the majority of the time he did this...


On to the GOOD stuff....after things wind down a little Danger picks the "perfect" opportunity to confront Unique in the kitchen...I believe the convo went a little like this....

Danger: "I don't like you..."
Unique: "I don't like you either..."


Temperatures start to boil...


Then somehow escalated into this...

Lmao!! Chic told her to "get off his nutsack & wake up"...and the whole time Danger's quiet as hell while Unique's going off...But nonetheless I don't think anyone took Danger's lack of reaction for weakness...Because we ALL know the bish is KAH-RAY-ZAY!!! not to mention the same chic that's popping off now was also the one that punked out of fighting Danger in the ring...LOL!

So Unique's still pissed & pacing the house over the whole situation...Then she goes to "pack her bags" and tells Ray J she'll "dip out in a heartbeat" because she refuses to deal with that type of ish...


Womp...Womp..Womp...she didn't do sh!t....



Finally it's elimination time...but before I get into that...am I the only one that died when Danger said unique "smells funny"?? lmfao!!! ummm you don't necessarily look like a breath of fresh air my dear....lol...Anyway the final glass is down to Unique & Feisty....

Unique gets the final glass...but Ray J expressed his concern that he saw a side of her that he'd never seen & never knew she had in her. And for some reason that made him see her in a different light... Boy BYE!!! all them chics are catty....GTFOH and Get Over It!!!


Feisty....cute girl, bangin' personality & tons of fun....BUT...bottom line girly is a LUSH! And apparently Ray J's looking for something deeper...Out of all the girls who've left so far...I'm gonna miss Feisty the most...she just kept things live & spunky...ahh well audios!


Ut Oh...I said I wasn't gonna do it but...ummm....but....

Y'all noticed Brandy's daughters little cameo during the challenge? She's a cute girl looks just like her mommy...and I'm almost ashamed to admit @ first glimpse I made the following statement....

brandys lil girl got a big head (lord forgive me)


I know I'm totally gonna burn for that statement....but nonetheless I'm taking the following people with me who cosigned...haha!!!

@Notorious1 "yup u can tell by the forehead....ok i'm bad for saying that"



@MrsGrapevine "at least it's a cute big head"



@livdmann "didn't you expect that? brandy got a seven-head"



@vichick "LMAO. GAWD I AM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE SAID IT"




@askmo24 "Have you seen her momma forehead? She got it honest"


@TroublemakerSup "STOP making fun of that poor little girl. it's not her fault she takes after her waterheaded daddy"


@1hunid "I'm glad i wasn't the only one that noticed it ok"




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